Okay People, LISTEN UP! Sanji Fans and Haters!! Inspired by Hogwart Shinobi, I've made a new Advice/Question Column!!
Sanji is actually on leave from Baratie. BUT WHY THE FRENCH IS HE FRIGGIN LATE?!?!?
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Introducing your favorite Cook/Pirate…
Sanji: Ohio, Everyone! (lights up cigar)
Neon: tsk. You're 10 minutes late!!
Sanji: So? I had a customer at Baratie! You have a problem?
Neon: sheesh. Your cue.
Sanji: heh. Okay, fans or not fans of mine, ask me anything!! Zoro or Luffy isn't here to
Irritate you or so. Well? Bring up the questions!
Neon: you seem confident, Sanji.
Sanji: of course I am! I'm not like Zoro! Tormented by the color PINK!! HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Neon: oh yeah? What if the haters ask you about ya…
Sanji: STOP right there. I'm not answering your question. I'm asking my FANS.
Neon: SO? I'm a Sanji Lover TOO!!
Sanji: tsk. I'm asking my FANS or HATERS not LOVERS. Say one more word or I'll kick you from here to there.
Neon: (whispers) Long Legs…
Sanji: Did you say something?
Neon: (sweat drop) N'thn!
Sanji: Okay! Lets Get it ON!!!