The Medal of Honor: Jimmy's Poem

Private first class Jimmy Patterson,

Can throw a grenade and fire a gun.

Shoot that Nazi in the head,

Or else you wind up on the ground dead.

Private first class Jimmy Patterson,

Fights until the day is done.

Snipe that dumkopft in the rear,

Or else you'll be a bloody smear.

Private first class Jimmy Patterson,

Sneaks to the Golden Lion for some fun.

Fire your BAR until Strumgeist has died,

Or with a bazooka you'll be fried.

Private first class Jimmy Patterson,

If you don't want to hurt, then you'd better run!

And when the Gestapo is all dead,

Fire some bullets into Hitler's head!