Desk Across From Remus, Next to James, Behind Peter
Well, this has been another thoroughly boring morning, thank Merlin I got to chat up Angela Chrimson over the buttered biscuits at breakfast this morning or it would have been an UTTER WASTE OF A DAY. I mean really, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Charms... talk about a waste of beauty sleep for anyone but Moony and Lily "stick up her rear" Evans.
HEY! LILY DOES NOT HAVE A STICK UP HER REAR! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE ANYWAY? A DIARYY?- PRONGS
YES YES ALRIGHT PRONGSIE WONGSIE. AND NO ITS NOT A DIARY, BUT OH MY I THINK LILY JUST SNEEZED HURRY GO BLESS HER!- PADFOOT
Praise Merlin it's time to go! I have to dash and stop James before he meets up with Lily and suffers through more heartbreak. Poor lad he's really wrapped around that girls finger.
Anyowls, sorry no privacy around here. Where was I? Oh right, my waste of beauty sleep, I need a full 3 hours to keep looking as gorgeous as I do and its a terrible shame when it is wasted on a day as sorry as this one! Tsk tsk its a trapestry...
I THINK YOU MEAN TRAVESTY PADFOOT- MOONY
WELL THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE MATE!- PADFOOT
Likewise with the no privacy there many apologies. Anyowls, I am bored out of my beautiful mind, I might send Professor Flitfuck... I mean Flitwick a memo that kindly states nobody likes this class. HAHA, it would get old Lily's knickers in a right twist, probably Moony's too. I swear on my shampoo Moony's going to turn into a girl if he doesn't loosen up.
HAR HAR! HE ALREADY HAS A 'TIME OF THE MONTH'- WORMTAIL
WOW THANK YOU FOR THAT WORMYTAILY- PADFOOT
I am considering putting a shield charm on you, with these nosy people around always sticking their faces in my business. Speaking of noses, Snape's is looking extra greasy today, I think it might even be dripping oil. Poor Basia Weatherfield has to sit in front of him too, she must have to wash her hair straight away after this class. She probably can handle it that Basia though, she's a tough girl let me tell you, I mean she has to be she's best friends with old Stick up her Rear Evans. I guess a little oil is like a walk in the park --compared to the hours and hours of study time Lily must force upon her. Basia is a down girl though, so maybe that doesn't even bother her.
Defense Against the Dark Arts
Left or Remus, Right of James, In front of Peter
Lunch was dull, what is it with today? I sat next to Basia Weatherfield and asked her about her hair. It's really quite long and has all these pretty bright blonde curls, she's actually a very pretty girl with these blue eyes to match. To bad she's so little only 5"1, otherwise she could be featured in that girl magazine... Whine Weekly or Witch Weekly one or the other. Anyowls, she said she just pulled her chair in real close to the desk, in case Snape shakes his head and sprays oil. I agreed that was a safe plan to do so, and we were having a sweet conversation until Miss Fussy Knickers showed up and rained on the parade. That Lily Evans has real knack for raining on the parade. So she and Basia headed off to the library and I was thus forced to listen to Moony drone on about some hideously boring topic, probably toenail clippings... or Herbology. There was a short bright moment when Star Sanders told me to meet up with her later, but was killed quickly when Moony told me that I was a player, I was also meeting Angela tonight. I told you he's a girly pants.
I WOULD APPRECIATE GREATLY IF YOU WOULD REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME GIRLY PANTS!- MOONY
THANK YOU FOR SHARING- PADFOOT
Moony is a terrible funsucker. Just last week me and James- sorry James and I- were all up for a game of Swig, Chug, Boot when BAM old Moony put the stoppers on it. I swear when he did it he had Lily's face on. When I explained this to him however, he told me I had yet to boot all my swigging and chugging. I know how much girlier can your pants get?
WHATCHA DOING?- PRONGS
SLOWLY DYING UNDER THE PAINFUL LECTURES OF PROFESSOR MYGEN- PADFOOT
WHAT ELSE ARE YAH DOING?- PRONGS
MAKING FUN OF MOONY- PADFOOT
AND WHERE ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MOONY?- PRONGS
ERR? IN DADA?- PADFOOT
NO! IN YOUR DIARY! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A DIARY!- PRONGS
GET OUT OR I'LL MAKE WORMTAIL PEE IN YOUR BED TONIGHT!- PADFOOT
WHATEVER YOU SAY DIARY BOY- PRONGS
I swear, that James Potter instinuating I AM the girly pants of the group. Like I could even try to take that title away from Moony, he'd murder me at his time of the month. Ugh, sorry Wormtail moment there, usually my insults are much higher on the scale. I think my brain is clouding from lack of fun today though. Wouldn't be the first time, I mean Merlin all my professors whine about how poor my grades but really how about a little fun. Couldn't they have cheerleaders doing back flips while the lesson was going on? I mean sure Mr. Girly Pants and his female counterpart Miss Stick up her Ass might be annoyed, but the general public (Me...James... Anyone else normal) would greatly appreciate it.
I'M NORMAL!- WORMTAIL
SURE YOU ARE WORMYTAILY- PADFOOT
See, more people wanting the cheerleaders, I'll send a letter to Dumbledore straight away, I'm sure I'll send it before we graduate, or I'll make Moony do it. Finally, classes are finished! I got a double decker tonight, Angela then Star. Moony would be so disgusted, I AM DOING GOOD!