Rey's Hair

Finally, a section for this! And finally, some humour! C'mon, the two people who I know have a chance of seeing this. Lists? You should know if you're obsessed, no offense. So here is what every section needs: Some random humour and nonsense. And so, here we have a series of hairy events.

Disclaimer: Alas, alackaday, pie, I don't own Cursed Sword. Or the assosciated charas, though I intend to change that... hee hee.

One day, Rey, Mingling, Shyao and Jaryoon were traveling, and Jaryoon accidentally stepped on Rey's hair. Rey yanked backwards in a way eerily reminiscent of Eclipse. The others stopped walking, Shyao and Mingling turning to watch as Rey twitched, then drew the Pasa sword, whorling around to point the sword at Jaryoon.
"Stay off my hair!" Jaryoon stepped back, raising his hands, and then stared. So did Shyao and Mingling. Because, in turning, Rey had just accidentally cut off most of his hair. Rey twitched again, then screamed, zipping around back and forth, and crying like a little kid. Shyao shook her head.
"That's my idiot brother."

It was night now, a few days later. The gang were staying at an inn, in a small town. Mingling and Shyao were the only ones left awake, and they had a barrel of bleach, and nothing to do with it. Of course, they didn't know it was bleach. All they knew was that it was a very interesting looking barrel, with a sign on it that said 'Pour on Rey's head'. They were debating whether or not to do this.
"Well, he might get mad!"
"People wouldn't leave huge barrels of it if it was dangerous."
"Yes, they would run away in terror and make Rey kill it."
"So where's the harm in pouring it on his head?" Maybe Mingling did know it was bleach... she doesn't exactly like Rey that much. But anyway, eventually she talked Shyao into it, and they dumped the bleach over Rey's head. The next morning Rey woke up to find himself blonde. Rey twitched, then screamed, zipping around back and forth, and crying like a little kid. Shyao shook her head. "That's my idiot brother."

Well? Is that encouraging you to write, or just being annoying?