Secret Santa.

I never should have done it.

It was hysterical- and I've never seen Col. Mustang smile that much- but I never should have done it.

It was Havoc's big idea that we all 'secret Santa' each other that year, and it was pure coincidence that the Elrics were in Central, it was another coincidence that I got Edward, And Al gave me the idea- so technically I was innocent. But that didn't mean I should have gotten him that shirt-- but what can I say?

It was black.

It was cheap.

And it said 'Big Brother is watching you' on the front.

I just couldn't resist.

A/N: LoL… I don't really know who'd be talking here- Maybe Hawkeye? Oh well, you pick.