Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party.

Stupid characters + weird plot Funny story!

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Alice and Jasper's Wrath

July 16th

Bella Swan sat in the living room watching T.V. with Alice who was suddenly beaming.

"We gonna partay!"

"What?"

"Like I said, we're going partay at the beach! It's gonna be tons of fun!" Alice disappeared to her room, leaving Bella dumbfounded on the couch.

"Riight……Edward?" Edward suddenly appeared beside Bella on the couch.

"What's wrong Bella?"

"Your sister's scaring me."

"She scares us all. Alice! Get your vampire butt down here this instant!" Jasper walked by the room at the time and looked up from the book he was currently reading and glared at Edward.

"Excuse me Edward? What'd did you just say to my wife?!"

"I told her to get down here, that's all."

"Sure, sure."

"ALICE!" Alice reappeared to the room and glared at Edward and beamed at Bella.

"This will be fun Bella! Don't worry! I'm great at throwing parties!"

"PARTIES!?! Alice do you remember the last time you threw a party?" Alice rolled her eyes at Edward.

"No? Why?"

"Let's just say that we're lucky that the neighbors didn't press charges."

"Hey! That was one time!" Bella sat there, trying to understand what was going on. Rosalie came in smiling.

"Party? I heard someone say party! What kind of party?" Her smile faded when she looked at Edward who was glaring at her.

"A beach party!"

"A beach party?" Emmett burst through the wall and you can hear Esme scream in the background. "EMMETT! What was that?!"

"That better not have been the wall…..again. Esme dear, deep breaths!"

"I DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE IF I DON'T WANT TO!"

"Party? I heard someone say party! What kind of party?"

"A beach party Emmett." Emmett smirked as he came up with some brilliant, evil-mastermind plans.

"Emmett, what's with the creepy smile?"

"No reason, my brother." Edward rolled his eyes. Emmett left the room, humming a tune to himself. The rest of the family sat in silence until they heard Esme chase Emmett down the hall with a broomstick.

"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN! YOU ARE PAYING FOR THIS WALL!" The family heard Esme scream.

"Uh, I better go do something useful." Jasper said, walking out of the room. "Esme, calm down!"

"DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!"

"I am just trying to help!"

Then the screaming stopped.

"Okay? Point?"

"I don't think there was, Edward."

"FIND A HAPPY PLACE! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!"

"Bella, it's okay."

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"Bella?"

Alice smiled, and everybody looked at her suspiciously.

"What?"

"Just watch."

Two seconds later, Bella attacked her boyfriend by throwing pillows at him, and trying to bite him. Alice was trying not to laugh, but she couldn't help herself. She left the room. Rosalie was trying to get Bella off of Edward.

"BACK! BACK I SAY! Get off of me!" Bella pulled back and hissed at Edward, baring her teeth. "Bella?! Are you feeling alright?" Bella narrowed her eyes and then smiled wide, her eye twitching.

"Perfectly fine! Yup, yup, yup!" She turned her head to the side and yelled. "Stop messing with my emotions Jasper!" Jasper could be heard snickering in the background. At that moment Alice walked back into the room.

"So are we still gonna have the party or what?" Her whole family turned to glare at her. "Just asking!"