A/N: ChangeoFHeArtOkay, here's my new story. This story is all about the plots of Naruto fanfiction that a lot of authors do except you know, in my way. So there will be a lot of different Naruto stories in one whole story. Okay, so bring out the wheel. This wheel is going to randomly choose a topic for me to write. Okay, let's roll!!! -wheel spins-
... -Stops on Naruto Online Chat- Okay, let's begin the story.
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto.
Warning: Could contain some characters you do not know, OOCness, or just bad grammer. Either way, R&R please.
Naruto Online Chat
"MMMmmmmmmm...," said a blonde haired and blue eyed boy as he was slurping some ramen because it just so happened, ramen was his favorite food.
"That was good." said the boy again as he smacked his lips and rubbed his full and happy stomach.
"Okay Naruto, those 20 bowls you ate leads your total to 13,000 yen." said the manager. (A/N: Don't know his name. Just the ramen girl's.)
"No probelm." Naruto said as he reached in his pocket to grab out his froggy wallet only to have a little slip of paper to fall out.
"Huh? What's this?" Naruto questioned as he grabbed the little piece of folded paper.
"Oh yeah, I remember." Naruto said in realization as he drifted back to when he got it.
Slurp, slurp slurp. were the noises Naruto made as he was happily eating his ramen.
"Oi Naruto." said a voice behind him. Naruto turned around to find Shikamaru.
"The whole rookie nine, Gai's team, and the sand siblings are going to meet in a chatroom at 3:00pm. Here's the slip of paper that tells which chatroom. I trust you already have an account to the chatroom website?" Shikamaru questioned as he handed a slip of paper to Naruto.
"Mm-hmm." Naruto said as he nodded his head and slipped the paper in his pocket.
"Seeya." Shikamaru said as he left.
"Bye! Now back to my ramen." Naruto said as Shikamaru left.
"Hey old man, what time is it?" Naruto asked.
"Hmm? Oh, it's 4:00pm." replied the manager.
"WHAT?! OH NO, I'M LATE!!!" screamed Naruto as he ran towards his apartment.
"NARUTO, YOU FORGOT TO- oh forget it." said the manager.
CRACK!!! BOOM!!! If you looked outside, you could see a blonde boy in an orange jumpsuit running in the rain, getting completely soaked. Naruto finally reached his apartment as he took off his shoes, changed into some clean dry clothes and sat at the computer. Username: ThENEXTH0kg3 Password: (it's-a-secret) Welcome ThENEXTH0kg3 What Chatroom would you like to enter? The computer screen said as there was a box, so the user could enter a number of a chatroom. Naruto pulled out his piece of paper to see that the paper was soaked. Naruto opened the paper in hopes of seeing a clear number but instead, a bunch of smudges.
"Oh man, well, maybe I can make out the numbers." Naruto said hopefully as he squinted at the paper.
"Okay, the first number looks like a 3..or maybe it's a 6? I'm going to go with 3. Okay, next number, it's either a 1 or a 7. I think it's a 1. Hmmm...next number looks like a..." This went on for awhile so I'm just going to skip and let you know what he got.
"Okay, chatroom # 314." Naruto said as he typed in the number to have a screen appear that indicated it was chatroom # 314.
SpiritSwordsman002: Man, I can't believe u ditched Keiko again. Ur her boyfriend. You're SUPPOSE 2 go on d8s with her.
#1SpiritFighter: Hey. Don't start lecturing me. Besides, d8ing isn't really my thing.
ThENEXTH0kg3: Hello? Sakura? Sasuke?
#1SpiritFighter: No, my name's Yusuke. (A/N: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.)
SpiritSwordsman002: I'm Kuwabara. Who're u and what r u doing here?
ThENEXTH0kg3: My name's Naruto, the nxt hokage. BELIEVE IT!! And I'm looking 4 my friends.
SpiritSwordsman002: Didn't your friends tell u which chatroom they were in?
ThENEXTH0kg3: About that, 1 of my friends gave me a slip of paper with the chatroom # that they were in but I lost track of time so I had 2 run 2 my house and it started to rain and well the rest explains it by itself.
SpiritSwordsman002: That's 2 bad.
#1SpiritFighter: While you're here, do u like 2 fight?
ThENEXTH0kg3: u bet.
#1SpiritFighter: Tell us of 1 of your fights.
-a few minutes later-
SpiritSwordsman002: LOL You seriously did that?
#1SpiritFighter: So what happened after u farted in his face?
ThENEXTH0kg3: I duplicated myself into 5 me's. I had 3 of them kick Kiba up. Then 1 of them I had bent over so I could jump on that 1 so I could use my heel to kick his head into the pavement. That's how I won.
#1SpiritFighter: I have got to try that.
SpiritSwordsman002: The farting or the kick?
#1SpiritFighter: Hmmm...both I guess. But who 2 try it on?
SpiritSwordsman002: Oh, do it on Hiei. I would love 2 c his reaction.
#1SpiritFighter: Sure, I'm going to challenge him to a fight right now.
SpiritSwordsman002: I'm going to bring a video camera.
RedRoseFox: Hello you two. Who's The Next Hokage?
#1SpiritFighter: Hey Kurama. That's Naruto. He's lost.
SpiritSwordsman002: Yeah, his paper telling him where 2 go got soaked so now he can't find his friends.
RedRoseFox: I see. Naruto, why not give one of your friends a call to get the number.
ThENEXTH0kg3: I haven't thought about that. Thanks!!! Bye!!!
Naruto got off the computer and on the telephone to contact his friend. RING RING Sasuke went to pick up his phone.
"Hn." Sasuke answered.
"Hey Sasuke, it's me. Naruto." Naruto said.
"Where are you? It's already been an -scchree-(you know the sound the phone makes when it sounds like you're breaking up.) dobe." said Sasuke.
"Sasuke, I think we're -sccchree- up because of the -schrreee-. Never mind, what's the number for the -schree-?" Naruto asked.
"You lost the -schreee-? You -schree-ass. Fine, the number is 3 -schreee- -schreeee-even- -schreeee- and 9 -schreee-." said Sasuke.
"What was that? 3, 11, and 9? Naruto asked.
"No. It's -sccchhreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- -uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-" Naruto hung the phone seeing how the rain stopped the phone from working.
"Okay Chatroom # 3119." Naruto said as he typed in the number.
ThENEXTH0kg3: Hello? Anyone here?
Gum-gum: Hello dum-dum. Do you have any gum-gum? (A/N: I do not own Night At The Museum)
ThENEXTH0kg3: I'M NOT A DUM-DUM YOU BASTARD!!!!
ThENEXTH0kg3: Who's that?
Gum-gum: It's Atilla the Hun-hun Dum-dum.
Nightguard: Hey guys, how's it going?
Gum-gum: It's going fine my dum-dum.
Nightguard: Good to hear. Hey, new guy. Who're you?
ThENEXTH0kg3: My name's Naruto, I'm trying to find my friends but my paper telling me where 2 go got soaked.
Nightguard: Ooh, tough call. My name's Larry, Gum-gum is an Easter Island Head, and A.H. is Atilla the Hun.
ThENEXTH0kg3: How can Gum-gum type?
Nightguard: We have a microphone hooked up to the computer so everything he says, gets typed.
Gum-gum: My dum-dum, dum-dum should use search bar bar.
Nightguard: What they said Naruto.
Nightguard: They said that you should use the search bar. You type in a word your friends will probably have in their screenname and the computer will give you a list of chatrooms and you could check them.
ThENEXTH0kg3: Hey thanks!!! Bye!!!
"Okay, so Sakura's name would probably have something to do with sakura flowers, pink, or maybe Sasuke. Hmmmmm...Sasuke's should either be conceited or has something to do with being an avenger. Hmmmmmm...Neji's obsessed with destiny even after that fight so maybe I should type in destiny." Naruto thought as he typed in the word 'destiny' into the search bar and pushed enter. So far only one chatroom appeared. Chatroom # 8547 Naruto clicked on that chatroom.
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: Kaiba, I have told you from time to time that you cannot defeat me because destiny will choose me as the winner. We all know that destiny chooses who wins and who loses. It controls are very lives. And- (A/N: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh)
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: Thank you. You saved me from having to listen to another one of Yugi's destiny speeches. I swore if I heard destiny one more time. There was going to be a blood bath.
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: Oh come now, I don't say destiny all the time.
ThENEXTH0kg3: I have a friend who's obsessed w/ destiny. Maybe I could introduce u 2.
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: If your friend says destiny every two seconds then Yugi and him will get along great.
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: As I said, I don't talk about destiny all the time.
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: If I had a dime for everytime you said destiny, I'd be even richer.
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: Fine then, everytime I say destiny, I'm going to give you a dime.
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: You should make it a penny. After all, you don't want to go broke now.
ThENEXTH0kg3: LOL Anyway, my friend's name is Neji. I'll introduce u 2 if I can find my friends. Later!
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: There are 10000 chatrooms. Do you even think he can find his friends?
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: I'm sure the bonds between him and his friends are strong, their friendship bonds and destiny will bring them together.
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: You owe me a dime.
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: Crap, I'll give it to you tomorrow.
So, Naruto began his search, using all the knowledge he had about his friends in hopes of finding them. (Cue searching music)
ThePinkHairedVoiceofReason: Sorry, I'm not this girl called Sakura. You should try somewhere else.
PinkHattedBoy: Wanda!!! Cosmo brought my homework to life so it will do itself but the homework is evil!!!
Donuts!!!!: EEEVVVVVVILLLLLLLLLL!!!! BARNACLE-BOY!!! WE MUST STOP THE EVIL!!!!! EEEVVVIIILLLLL!!!!!
ThePinkHairedVoiceofReason: 0.0 Eeeerrrr, I'll be right there sweetie.
(A/N: I do not own Fairly Odd Parents)
Naruto tried again.
ILoveFood: No, I'm not this person called Chouji.
ILoveWomen: And I'm not this Kakashi or Jiraiya person.
(A/N: I do not own One Piece.)
Boy-Genius: No, I am not this person you call Neji or Sasuke. I am Dexter, boy genius. Do not touch that button Dee-dee. Dee-dee!!!
-NO ONE IS IN THIS CHATROOM AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT- (A/N: I do not own Dexter's Laboratory)
was what the screen said on Naruto's computer as he tried one more time again and again and you get the picture.
"Okay, last chatroom." Naruto said as he clicked the final and last chatroom he hadn't checked ever since he was searching for 4 straight hours.
ThENEXTH0kg3: Hello? Please let someone be here.
Sotrublzum: Eh? Naruto? Where were you?
ThENEXTH0kg3: Shikamaru? SHIKAMARU!!! YES, YES, I FINALLY HAVE THE RIGHT CHATROOM!!!! The paper you gave me was soaked.
Sotrublzum: That sounds troublesome.
ThENEXTH0kg3: You bet it was. Wait, where is everyone else? The only people I c in this chatroom r me and u.
Sotrublzum: Hmm? Oh yeah. Everyone talked on here only because it looked like it was raining which it did. But now it's not so everyone logged off which I was going to do now. Later.
ThENEXTH0kg3: okay bye shikamaru
If you were in a 50 mile radius of Konoha, you could've heard a loud "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: Okay, that's Naruto Online Chat. I'm going to do other different stories and when I'm done, you could send me a review of which you liked best and would like me to continue or to tell me how I could improve my writing. Hope you liked the first one and R&R Please!!!
-Who was Who?-
ThENEXTH0kg3: Naruto from Naruto
Sotrublzum: Shikamaru from Naruto
Boy-Genius: Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory
ILoveFood: Luffy from One Piece
ILoveWomen: Sanji from One Piece
ThePinkHairedVoiceofReason: Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents
PinkHattedBoy: Timmy from Fairly Odd Parents
WeHaveBeenDestined4This: Yami from Yu-Gi-Oh
BlueEyesWhiteDragon: Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh
Nightguard: Larry from Night At The Museum
Gum-gum: The Easter Island Head from Night At The Museum
A.H.: The Atilla the Hun from Night At The Museum
RedRoseFox: Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho
SpiritSwordsman002: Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho
#1SpiritFighter: Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho
Donuts!!!!: Mermaid-Man from SpongeBob Squarepants
I believe that's all I need to say. My fingers hurt. Hope you like it and R&R Please!!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ !!!!