Sequel to Eleven Reasons Why SasuNaru…

Words I'd Never Say
By: Hiki-chan

Naruto chewed on his ramen noisily, savoring the absolutely wondering taste of his miso ramen as the ramen slid down his throat. "Mmmmmmmmm…"

"Ne Naruto, you're being very noisy." Sakura commented as she slurped her soup quietly.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Baka."

"Sasuke-teme!" Naruto shrieked, his mouth filled with ramen, little bits and pieces spewed out.

Sakura choked on her soup and began hacking her head off, gaining the attention of her two teammates.

"Daijoubu?" Naruto asked concerned for his good friend once he managed to swallow his mouthful.

Sasuke didn't really seem concerned but he was curious why Sakura choked. It wasn't like her to do something that dumb.

"W-What did you say?" Sakura croaked as she calmed down breathed deeply for air.

"Eh?" Naruto blinked once, an adorable expression forming on his face. "I said Sasuke-teme?"

"No you didn't." Sakura told her friend.

"I did." Naruto said slowly, his wonderful ramen forgotten for now. "Right? Teme?"


"What did you hear Sakura-chan?"

"I heard Sasuke-seme…" The girl trailed off slowly, a light blush settled on her cheeks.

… The silence drawled out probably longer than necessary…

"WHAT?!" That came from Naruto.

Sasuke just rose an eyebrow at her though inwardly agreeing with her.

"I did!" Sakura defended herself.

"How can you say that?!" Naruto's ramen was left forgotten. "I mean, it's Sasuke who has an uke in his name!"

Sasuke lifted his bowl of soup to his lips and snorted into the broth, "Usuratonkachi…"

"KYAH!" Sakura shrieked as she pointed a finger at Sasuke. "S-Sa-Sas-Sasuke-kun!"

"What?" Sasuke murmured, putting down the bowl and sparing a glace at her.

Naruto was more confused than ever, "Sakura-chan?"

"Y-You, called… Naruto…" Her finger was shaking while her face flushed from excitement.

Then it left her mouth in a bare whisper. "Ukesuratonkachi."

Hell broke lose.


Sasuke's eyes actually widened.

"How can you say Sakura-chan?!" Naruto got up and pointed a shaky finger at Sasuke, "There is no way, absolutely NO WAY Sasuke will ever top me!"

Sasuke turned his attention on Naruto, his eyes slowly bleeding into dangerous Sharingan. "Really?"

Naruto back away nervously. "W-What?"

Blood red eyes glinted before Sasuke pounced.

Sakura clasped her hands together, her green eyes sparkling as she watched the taller of the two males cornering the smaller one. " Mission success!"

I'm so lame! I know! I know that teme and seme are pronounced differently but spare me… Just pretend that Sakura has to be lame! -faints-