Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. . but I do own Shikamaru, Deidara and Gaara.

A/N: That's right bitches. Anyway, I was getting kind of 'sick' of writing in the third person. Which by the way is: he did, she did, Gaara did, Sasuke did, her, he, she, him. . .ect. So, I decided to try this fanfiction with a whole new plot and style of writing. First person. Which is: I, me, my, I said, I sighed, myself. . .ect. Woot. I also want to try a slightly popular ship. Which would be KibaShika. I do not expect a lot of reviews so if you do read this. . please oh PLEASE review. Thanks a ton! By the way, this is a Prologue. Next chapter will be up really soon.

-TG

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I love vacations. So calming. So relaxing. . . except for when you go with a shit load of your 'friends' who insist on you joining them for a 2 week free vacation to a spa resort. Courtesy of the cheap-sake blonde we call Naruto. Must've cost the brat a fortune to take all of us. NOT. Lets see. . .there was all of team 7. Which are Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto. Then there was Team 8. Which are Hinata, Kiba and Shino. Then we have Team 10. Which was of course were Ino, Chouji and I. Oh and did I forget that Naruto actually befriended that weird eyebrow guy. Rock Lee? So Team Gai came. Lucky us.

I didn't want to go. You know why? Everyone there is a Jounin. . . except for me. I don't feel the need to try and kill myself to become a rank higher. Way to troublesome. I like being a Chuunin. So I assumed, if I went. . . that I'd probably get made fun of or pushed into becoming a Jounin by Naruto, Ino and Lee. But let's see. . who made me go? Ino. And Chouji of course. He was bugging the shit out of me to go. He said that ever since him and Ino broke up that he couldn't be alone with her.

It's so troublesome. And you know what? I went. Because my friend asked me to and I did it because I'm a good person like that. . . and I regret going. I got messed up going to that spa. I made mistakes. . .I pissed off people. . . It was all a big mistake going to there. . .

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A/N: I know this was UBER short. But the next chapter will start off at the real beginning. It was just getting late -5 am- and I need sleep and there wasn't much farther I could go . . . if you want, you can review.

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