Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any of the character. Nor do I own the song "I Believe I Can Fly" thank you!
Emmett came prancing into my room singing "I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away." He stopped his horrible screeching sound and said "hey Eddie! Waattttcccchhhhhaaaaa Dooiiiiiiiinnn'?"
"Emmett DON'T call me Eddie." I said rather calmly considering Emmett was annoying the hell out of me with his extremely off key torturous singing.
"Oh but why not Eddie I'm bored"
"Ok Emme. Well guess what you're always bored."
"Please let's do something. I have a great idear!" Emmett said excitedly like a 5 year old with a new toy.
"What would this idea be, Emmett?" I asked a little intrigued.
Emmett smiled devilishly. I knew that smile. This couldn't be good.
"Emmett?" I said with a smile in my voice and on my face. He grinned widely.
"Yes Edward?" Emmett asked visibly bouncing up and down.
"No!" I said sternly. He was not dragging me into his little concoction.
"FINE!" Emmett shouted stomping out of the room pouting like a child.
Jeez Edward doesn't know what he's missing out on. This is gonna be a blast. I hope he's listening to my awesomely tubular idea.
"Emmett nobody says tubular anymore" Edward stated.
Stupid, smart, person vampire thingy
"I'm not stupid you big dummy.
That's it I'm not going to ask Edward to do anything with me anymore.
Hmmm let's see what am I going to need for this. This is going to be the ultimate prank EVER! Heheheheheheheheh. Okay I'm gonna need super glue, some purple paint, feathers, and hmm glitter, and Bella. Mwahahahahahahahah!
Author's Note: okay please review. If it sucks let me know and I won't continue. It's short because it's kinda just a trial.