The Sailor Senshi Meet the Gundam Pilots

One Saturday morning the Sailor Senshi were all drinking coffee in Haruka and Michiru's favorite coffee shop. Suddenly, Setsuna called them through the gate of time, and magically Mamoru was there too. Next to Pluto are the Gundam pilots and Relena.



Wufie: GAHHHHHH I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED AN ONNA!!!!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Haruka: OH YEAH??????? MEAN AREN'T ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!!!



Wufie: YOU ARE A MAN!!!!


Haruka: NO I'M NOT!!!!! SEE????? Pulls down shirt



Wufie: oh.....ONNA!!!!!!!



Haruka: MAN



Wufie: WOMAN



Usagi: Can we stop this already?



Haruka: No Odango



Wufie: NO YOU ONNA



Haruka: DON'T TALK TO THE MESSIAH OF LIGHT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!



Michiru to Quatre: Oh, I see you play the violin!



Quatre: I'm the best there is.



Michiru: Oh yeah? I bet I am better then you are!



Quatre: Hah! Yeah right!



Michiru: bounces a lemon and starts to play the violin See I'm better then you are!



Quatre: sniff cries in a corner WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



Usagi: That is one pathetic cry.



Quatre: Really?



Usagi: Yes. You have to do it like this.... senshi + Mamoru cover there ears
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Like that.



Quatre: huh he's deaf



Wufie: ONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!



Heero: Owwww....



collective gasp from the Gundam Crew



Duo: Heero SAID OWWWW! THE PERFECT SOLDIER SAID OWWWW! HE'S IN PAIN OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!



Minako: he's cute



Relena: Heero are you okay?



Heero: slightly smiles. Its tinsy winsy and it is so small that only an any could see it and Minako too



Minako: thinks damn.....he's taken by that girl with the... shouts HEY YOU WHORE YOU TOOK MY HAIR STYLE!!!!!!!



Relena: Who? Me?



Minako: Yeah you whore!



Minako: glowing in anger breathes in and out PACIFISM!!!!!!!! PACIFISM!!!!



Duo: This isn't a good sign.



Trowa: ...........................



Makoto: Wow your so mysterious... drools



Trowa: sweat drop .....................



Makoto: He's looks lik-



All the senshi: YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND FREDDY BUT ONLY BETTER THAN FREDDY BECAUSE FREDDY DUMPED YOU.



Makoto: blinks How did you know?



everyone falls over



Hotaru: Silence... I like the silence... must have silence...



Heero: blinks


Hotaru: blush



Heero: slaps himself Oh god no...



Minako: Hey...I saw him first!



Relena: Technically...I did.



Mamoru and Heero: Um... does this always happen?



Usagi: MAMO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!! glomps Mamoru



Heero: blinks



Makoto: clings to Trowa's arm ... And then there was the time...



Minako: notices Makoto's moves



Minako: clings to Heero and tells stories



Heero: looks at Minako in horror and sweat drops



Relena: glares I am a pacifist ... chants this over and over



Minako: leans in for a kiss



Heero: tries to get away from Minako Uhhh... HELP!!!!!!!!



Duo: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!



Relena: Screw pacifism!!!! taps Minako's shoulder



Minako: spins around pissed What is it?



Relena: punches Minako in the nose



Heero: blinks I thought you were a pacifist...



Relena: blush Oh...well...



Heero: smirks



Minako: wakes up CAT FIGHT



Relena: hehe. She doesn't know I have a black belt



Heero: blinks I am doing a lot of blinking glares at Forbidden Rain who backs up



Forbidden Rain: Ok! Sheesh! You can glare more ofter! Oi you... takes out aspirin No...SailorMoon and Gundam Wing just HAD to be my favorite anime...



Minako: kicks for Relena's head



Relena: moves head and Minako falls down



Minako: howls Owwww!!!



Wufie: WHAT DID I TELL YOU WOMAN?????




Haruka: SHUT UP!!!!



Michiru: hmmm plays western fighting music on her violin



Duo to Michiru: Soooooo......whatcha doing tonight?



Haruka: glares



Duo: completely oblivious of Haruka's glare



Haruka: punches Duo



Wufie: bows down to Haruka HALLEJUAH!!! SHE HAS CLAIMED JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE SHUT UP MAXWELL!!!!!!!



Ami: Oh...my



Trowa: ........................... Help ...!!!!



Makoto: Then there was the time I single handedly defeated a youma...



Ami: Um... Mako-chan don't you think he needs some circulation? points at Trowa face which was turning blue



Chibi Usa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BOOGY MAN LIVES UNDER HIS
HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! runs away crying



Quatre to Chibi-Chibi: Say god. Can you say D-O-G?



Chibi-Chibi: Chibi?



Quatre: No. DOOOOOGGGG!



Chibi-Chibi: Chibi?


Quatre: Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I give up!



Setsuna: sighs Oh well



Forbidden Rain: HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO START THE FANFIC!!!!!!!



Everyone: Oh yeah...



Forbidden Rain: -_-;



we see Minako dead, killed by Relena



Relena: No one calls me a whore and gets away with it. dusts off hands



Makoto: looks lovingly at Trowa ... and I make really good cake ...



Duo: eyes open wide Did someone say cake???? FOOD!!!! FOOD!!!! FOOD!!!!
FOOD!!!!



Minako: I'M BACK FROM THE LIVING DEAD HEE-CHAN!!!!!!



Relena: -_-;



Heero: Wing Zero help me.



Wing Zero: Use the force Luck...I mean...no...Hero? ... Zero ... Oh yeah Heero! Use the force!!!!!



Heero: Have you been watching star wars AGAIN?



Wing Zero: Umm...



Michiru: plays Star Wars theme on violin



Wing Zero: pulls out beam Saber I must use the foce



Heero: shoots violin



Haruka: HEY!!!!! THAT WAS HER VIOLIN!!!!!!!



Heero: So I shot it



Michiru: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!



Heero: ......



Relena: HEEEERRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!



Heero: what?



Relena: Nothing ... Just felt like screaming for a second



Heero: -_-;



Hotaru: blushes while staring at Heero



Heero: You scaring me



Usagi: HEY! YOU MEAN!!!!



Heero: You got a problem with that?



Usagi: YES



Relena: Better not make him mad



Usagi: Really?



Relena: Really



Usagi and Relena start talking



Mamoru: I hope she start talking about mean.



Heero: True... I hate when they do that



Mamoru and Heero talk



Relena: I KNOW!!!!! I HAVE YO CHASE HIM EVERY WHERE!!!!



Heero: -_-;



Usagi: WELL MINE, HE HAS A DAUGHTER WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!!!



Mamoru: O.o;;;;;;;



Chibi-Usa: blush What?



Wufie: ONNA



Haruka: MAN



Wufie: ONNA



Haruka: MAN



Wufie: ONNA



Haruka: MAN



Michiru: he broke my violin...



Duo: Hey!



Minako: Hey you're cute!



Duo: Really?



Minako: No him! points to Trowa grabs his other arm



Ami: I feel bad for you



Duo: You have no idea



Ami: blushes



Duo: Hehe. My name is Duo Maxwell and you are?



Ami: Ami Mizuno...



Trowa:............................................................... HELP!!




Makoto: shoves Minako



Minako: Leave Trowa alone!



Makoto: He's mine



reminds me of Tenchi Muyo


Forbidden Rain: Well SINCE we haven't been able to get the story started I guess we have to wait for the next part!



Heero: WHAT?! YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME ALL ALONE WITH THAT GIRL, STARING AT ME!!!!!



Relena: YEAH!!! WHAT HE SAID!!!!!




Forbidden Rain: Yup. Bye!



Leaves them screaming for mercy as she closes the door