I'm so mad at you, I'm not sure where to begin.
I think I will make a list of all the reasons that I am mad at you.
REASONS WHY I AM MAD AT DRACO
1. You instigated the stupid fight that caused all this.
2. I am right and you know it but you won't admit it because you're a great big prat.
3. You somehow managed to make me agree to this awful idea. Prat.
4. Because I can be, and really right now that seems like a plenty good reason.
I don't even know why I let you talk me into this. I mean, we had a fight. All couples do. However, we should be talking about the issue, discussing it and working our way through it. But are we doing that like I suggested? Of course not! No, we have to do your stupid idea. Honestly, how did you even come up with it? There is nothing about it that is logical. We don't speak for two weeks, and instead write one letter for each day, then exchange the letters at the end. Just read it. Read over what your "great plan" is. Does it make any sense? No!
I don't know why, but you seem to have it in your head that this will magically (no pun intended, you prat) solve all our problems. And then we'll find the solution to world hunger and puppies will fall from a rainbow and Harry and You-Know-Who will become best friends.
And all of this hassle because you can't admit that for once in your entire life, you were wrong.
And you were.
But I won't even discuss that now.
I don't know what else to say. So I guess I'll follow your example. I won't say anything.
Yours very angrily,