Dear Hermione,

I noticed you left dinner early tonight. Saw something that bothered you, did you? Well, I'm not going to apologize for it. If you can hang all over that dirty Weasel then I can do as I please with Parkinson. And trust me, I did whatever I pleased.

Alright, I'm lying. I didn't do anything.

And yes, I regret it and it was actually very disgusting because she is a rather repulsive girl. She slobbered on my fingers when I gave her that chocolate and later she tried to kiss me and I thought I was going to throw up.

Don't worry, she didn't. Kiss me, I mean. I would never do that. Not only because she is gross but also because I...just wouldn't. You know what I mean.

I'm going to go take a very hot shower. I feel the need to be cleansed after that experience with Pansy.