Madlax's First Kill

"Why do I kill people?" Madlax asked curiously.

"Because you get paid to," the man in the corner replied.

"Oh, okay." A brief silence. "Hey, why are you in the corner?"

"Because I'm in trouble" the man replied in an annoyed tone.

"But what's the pointy hat for?"

He huffed. "To embarrass me."

"Oh, okay. Ummm…"

"What now?" the man asked, a tick growing on his forehead.

"Why am I here?"

"Because you're an idiot." He told her exasperatedly.

"Oh… I want some pasta."

"Then go make it you retart!"


"What now?!"

"Will you make it for me?"

"Why the hell would I do that?!" the man in the corner angrily exclaimed.

"Becuz I don't know how to make it myself."

"You really are an idiot, aren't you?"

Madlax shrugs. "I guess."

The man in the corner bangs his head into the wall till he dies of brain damage.

Author's Note: If you guess where Madlax was during her first kill I'll give you a cookie!! Reply!!