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This is a work of parody. Any similarities, without ironic purpose, to copyrighted characters/material, or individuals living or dead are completely coincidental. Butch Hartman, Nickelodeon, Viacom are any of the other entries holding copyright or license to Danny Phantom have not endorsed this story. No connection is indirect or should be incidental. Of course, this notice itself could be parodic, in which case, it's anybody guess on what the hell is going on.

Seduced by some misguided vision of petty immorality, the moral right of TheBlackDahliaPhantom to be identified as she has asserted the author of this shabby rot in accordance with the copyright, Designs and Patents Act of 1988. It would be funny if it weren't so needy and sad.