This is a total crackfic (aka- not realistic and pure fun). This story does reference some information and conversations on a real message board. Just plain silliness and random humor. Hope you enjoy. Reviews are welcome and appreciated. The original draft included smileys, but they don't translate to this very well.
Sam and Dean and the Message Board.
Setting: A local library basement. The room is empty except for two Winchester head lighted my computer screen glow.
Dean: Wow... Sam, you have to see this. (Sam glances over at Dean's screen)
Sam: Ugghh... Dean...I'm telling you I was watching TV last night and there was a promo for this show. Then I heard them say Winchesters.
Dean: What the hell. Sam? Are you sure you didn't just dream that up? (Types new search: Bar room hos)
Sam: No, it was on the CW?
Dean: CW!!!!! Dude, I wanted to watch America's Next Top Model. Yum
Sam: Can you stay out of the gutter for one moment!
Dean: Uh... no... (Looks off dreamily)
Sam: Dean! Fine, lets look it up on the internet. (Sam types in CW Winchesters). Look!
Dean: (Glances at Sam's screen at the pictures of two actors who look remarkably similar to them- Clicks off the smut and types in CWtv) HOLY CRAP! How did they find out about us, I'm gonna sue.
Sam: Dean wanted felons don't really need to advertise themselves with lawsuits. (Sam clicks on links to read shows history and jaw drops in amazement). They know everything. Dean what if the Yellow Eyed Demon has planned this.
Dean: (Dean clicks on lounge- discovers a debate on who's hotter- Jensen or Jared). What the hell dude, who the crap are Jensen and Jared?
Sam: (Clicks on actors bios) Jensen Ack-less???, how do you pronounce that!...uh.. portrays Dean Winchester and Jared Pada..laa..lick, ah to hell with saying that, plays me.
Dean: He looks like an emo pansy
Sam: Yeah, the guy playing you is a pretty boy.
(Dean clicks on who's hotter thread and types his own name a Large as he can- gets a pop-up that says your message is too short- Gets mad and types in more snark. POST READS: DEAN!!! NOTHING OF MY BODY IS TOO SHORT-Check bathroom walls for references of skill.
Sam: (Notices Dean is typing quickly and has gotten quiet.) What are you doing?
Dean: Nothing (Sam glances Dean's screen and see's a message he is typing under the user name ShaftWinchester.
Sam: Are you posting on the message board!
Dean: No! (Find new thread about Sam being a wimp. Post the message. SAM sleeps with a doodle bear.
Reply Post by Squee16 : 7 Smiley faces. (Dean beams with encouragement)
Shaftwinchester: It's purple and he made his entire kindergarten class sign it.
Squee16: I have a squirrels- they're call Studly and Fexers! What the name of his bear?
Shaftwinchester: Mr. Snookempants!
Sam: (glances at screen in horror) I can't believe you are telling them that
Dean: What? They already think you are a pansy. I just want to get them evidence. (Sam punches Dean's arm, but he continues typing.
Kywildcat66: Mr Snookempants!!! OMG! LMAO!!!
Thursdaywench: Hey GMT! I call my Sam clone, Mr. Smokinthepants.
(Sam continues to pull Dean's hands away and post button is hit)
Shaftwinchester: And when we was seven he wet his adfhadslfjkasdjfasdfjkld;aujfiowearuaweilkfjsdklfj!
Lilbug: WTH does that mean?
Glittergoddess: Sam makes me all kinds of wet….now wait…no that's Dean… no Sam….either that or I sat in something… Oh wait EW!
Sammysoneandonly: I was going to tell you to watch where you sit.
(Sam and Dean still fight over the keys. )
SAM: FINE… if you don't stop right now, I'm going on and getting you back
DEAN: (Dean smiles) Bring it on bedwetter!