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Zaku smirked. He knew Dosu was angry. And at the moment, he didn't care.
"Who do you think you are? Taking off my bandages and kissing me? Do you not have any respect for my privacy? What the fuck is your problem?" Dosu fumed.
"I just wanted to kiss you."
"That's no excuse."
"Yeah, well. Are you telling me that you didn't enjoy it?"
Dosu turned away and walked off.
"It does not matter."
Zaku smiled, he enjoyed it. Alright!
Kin wondered through the forest and turned in Zaku's direction.
"What's wrong with Dosu? He's in a pretty bad mood."
"I kissed him."
Kin laughed. "You left the bandages on..." Zaku smiled. Kin looked worried. "Right?"
"I ripped the bottom half off."
"WHAT?! How could I miss it?" Kin sulked.
"What did his lips and chin look like?"
Zaku chuckled. "He's very pale, and has thin pinkish lips."
"Aw. He a good kisser?"
"Yeah, suprisingly. But I did most of the kissing. He sort of responded, but not really. Ya know?"
"Yeah, Zaku, I know."
Silence fell between them...
"This better not affect our team work. It's shit enough as it is."
"Alright." Kin stood up and raised her hand.
"I have to go, see you around Zaku."
'Where did he go, I wonder? Whatta tight ass. Ditching me like that.'
Zaku poked his head around the corner of the street, hoping to find is slouching team mate. Zaku's eyes zoomed in on Dosu sitting at the magazine store reading some book on keeping kunai clean. '... Dosu is weird. But I like him!'
Zaku walked over to Dosu and tapped him lightly on his shoulder.
A grunt. "Yes?"
"Are you avoiding me?"
"Obviously not, considering you found me."
"It was just a kiss, Dosu!"
Dosu stood up in a flare of anger and embarrassment.
"It was an invasion of my privacy!"
"It's not like I took photos or something!"
"Enough! I'm sick of this quarrel. Drop it!"
"Not until you tell me why you're making it out to be something it's not."
Dosu let out a grunt of annoyance.
"I'll see you at training."
Dosu sighed. "Yes, training only."
Dosu jumped onto the nearest roof and sighed. Why must Zaku push his buttons all the fucking time?!
"What's going on between you and Dosu, Zaku?"
"I kissed him, yes, I ripped off his bandages and he got all crazy on my ass."
An elegant eyebrow rose.
"You... kissed Dosu? Why?"
Everyone whipped around, a disgruntled Dosu stood there.
"I felt like it!"
Dosu's eye widened.
"You think you can do whatever you want to me, whenever you please?"
"That's not what I meant."
Orochimaru sighed again. "Boys, stop it. This is affecting your team work and it's annoying me. Go off and solve it. Or else."
Dosu hissed in annoyance. "This is bullshit."
"Okay, Dosu. I'm sorry for kissing you and invading your privacy."
Zaku was stunned when Dosu hugged him tightly, resting his bandaged face in Zaku's chest.
"Hmm, Dosu? What's going on?"
Dosu released him and turned away.
"I'm not used to people, wanting to touch me or kiss me. Your advances just came as a shock."
"Uhuh, that explains alot."
Dosu hesitated and undid the lower part of his bandages.
"You can kiss me now."
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