Authoress: LollipopBaby125

Pairing: Sasuke/Ino

Summary: When a priceless masterpiece is stolen all evidence points toward the biggest thief of all time. So what happens when he meets the insurance agencies most cunning –and seductive- investigator?


Yamanaka Ino stared at the computer screen. She couldn't help but jump when she heard a voice behind her.

"So, you get here at 7a.m, you work until 10, you eat lunch at the park by yourself, you have no friends in the office-"

"Well, haven't you been paying attention" Ino said as she turned her chair around to face the man.

"I'm worried about you." He confessed.

"Maybe I like being alone," She said as she directed her attention back to the computer screen. "Maybe I'm getting over someone."

"Well, you know what they say, 'Nothing gets you over the last one, like the next one.'" The man said as Ino turned around with a smile on her face.

"Is this your way of asking me out, Shikamaru? Huh?" She asked.

"Well, um… not if you're going to say no." He said as Ino laughed softly.

"You may be right" He said as he dropped a file on her desk. "He was here this week."

"He flew back to Tokyo this morning?" She said a hint of disappointment in her voice.

"I think we should send a couple of guys after him. Ya know, see what he's up to." Shikamaru said as Ino chuckled.

"I know this guy." Ino said.

"Do you?" he retorted.

"Yeah!" Shikamaru sighed at her answer.

"I remember when I was in the bureau. We sent a couple of guys after him-"

"I know, I know. They disappeared. I know the story." She said.

"And these were both good agents." Shikamaru said.

"They were, also, both men." Ino replied. Shikamaru sighed as he looked down.

"What are you using as bait?" He asked.

"The one thing I know he wants." She said as she handed him a nearby magazine. Shikamaru studied the cover. A gold ancient Chinese mask was on the cover.

"Why not the Mona Lisa?" He asked as he set the magazine down.

Ino shrugged. "Our guy likes a challenge." She responded as Shikamaru looked at her.

"Come on." She pleaded. Shikamaru sighed again for the fourth time.

"I want this back." He said as he put a gun on top on the magazine.


I couldn't update the other stories cuz im on a time limit so gotta go a quick preview of the next chapter.

Rule #1: Never carry a gun. If you carry a gun, you may be tempted to use it.

I have a proposition for you.

If I don't like your answers you're going out the window

Rule #2: Never trust a naked woman.