Disclaimer: Stargate is not owned by me, never has been, and never will be...I know I know -snifflesobs-

Rating: K...

Spoiler: None

Uhh, yeah, this is my attempt at humour, I hope you find it funny. Reviews, as always, would be lovely.

"I wouldn't touch that if I were you."


"Because I said so."

"That's not a reason Carter."

"Is for me."

"Of course it is."

"You're trying to touch it again aren't you?"


"I did warn you."


"Like I said, don't touch it,"

"But I want to touch…I like touching."

"If you want to touch again, I wouldn't now…and you're so cute when you pout."

"Cute Carter?"

"Oh god, did I say that out loud?"

"You did…you think I'm cute?"



"You are such a child."

"Yeah, but you love me anyway."

"I know…crazy huh?"


"How to shut Jack O'Neill up 101."

"Did you…"




"Can I touch?"

"You may now."

"Cool…where is it?"

"You can't find it?"


"You're pouting again."

"Only because I know you love it…where is it."

"What are you doing…"



"Because I want to touch."

"I was going to give it to you willingly, but since you insist on fighting me for it…"

"What was that?"


"No I mean WHAT was that?"


"Yes that!."

"Touching…you don't like it?"

"Up a bit."

"I thought it was my turn to touch…who's the Colonel here?"

"You, sir."

"Exactly Carter…I will touch what I want to touch."

"Yes sir."

"Now where was I?"

"I believe you were here sir."

"Thanks Carter, I would never have thought of you as a remote control hog."

Please tell me I got a giggle out of someone...heck, even a small smile would be nice.