A/N: Just a humorous one shot where Anakin plays a trick on Obi-Wan.
"How many times must I tell you not to loose your lightsaber, Anakin!" Obi-Wan demanded irritated.
"I didn't loose it, just misplaced it," Anakin defended himself.
"You lost it!" Obi-Wan snapped.
"It's somewhere in my room," Anakin insisted.
"Maybe if you didn't live in a trash compactor you wouldn't loose things!" Obi-Wan told him referring to Anakin extremely messy room at the temple.
"I prefer to call it creative chaos," Anakin told him smiling.
"First thing you're doing when we get back to the temple is cleaning up your room," Obi-Wan ordered.
"But that would completely mess up my system!" Anakin told him.
"What system?!" Obi-Wan demanded.
The beings passing them by in Coco Town looked at the two jedi, one master and his fifteen year old padawan, arguing. The two jedi paid them no mind.
"I have a system," Anakin insisted. "I know where everything is," he insisted.
"Yet you don't know where your lightsaber is," Obi-Wan reminded him.
Anakin frowned. "It's somewhere in the back right corner," he said.
"With that trash at the end of your bed??" Obi-Wan asked aghast.
"That's not trash," Anakin insisted.
"It's a pile of old food containers and food with stuff growing on it!" Obi-Wan told him.
Anakin smiled. "Those are my science experiments," he told him smartly.
"Anakin, that is the results of your late night hunger that you snuck out of the temple to get and fell asleep in the middle of eating," Obi-Wan told him tiredly.
"I don't fall asleep while eating!" Anakin told him in defense.
Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow. "You also attack people when they try to take the food out of your hand when you're falling asleep," he pointed out.
"That's because I went hungry for months on end when Gardulla refused to feed us," Anakin defended himself.
"You don't go hungry anymore so your aggression over food is unnecessary," Obi-Wan told him patiently.
By now they had entered Dex's Diner and took a seat at their usual booth. "Force of nature," Anakin dismissed.
"You need to change some of your habits then," Obi-Wan told him.
Anakin shrugged. "What's there to change...I'm a perfectly normal human," he said.
"You are far from normal," Obi-Wan told him.
Anakin grinned. "I am pretty exceptional aren't I," he gloated.
Obi-Wan placed his head in his hand and groaned. "I'm going to the refresher, order me a cup of jawa juice," he said standing up.
Anakin looked at him... "Anything special?" he asked.
"Just stick to the jawa juice," Obi-Wan told him going to the refresher.
An evil idea formed in Anakin's mind knowing that if they went into the ally they could get it. Signaling to the waitress he prepared himself for his rather strange order.
The human waitress, Hermione Bagwa, who was a pretty blond female who wore a small blue dress that showed off her long legs and also gave a show of her cleavage, walked over to him. "Hey Anakin, what can I get you?" Hermione greeted.
Anakin smiled. "How about dinner and a holofilm, just the two of us?" he suggested.
Hermione laughed. "You can be such a cutie sometimes," she told him.
"So is that a yes?" Anakin asked hopefully.
"Sorry, Anakin, you're too young for me, plus I'm seeing someone," Hermione told him gently.
"You know that I'm going to keep asking until you say yes," Anakin told her.
Hermione laughed and shook her head. "What can I get you?" she asked.
"Two jawa juices and a side order of fried harbituraun roaches," Anakin told her.
Hermione gaped at him. "You're joking right?" she asked.
"Afraid not," Anakin told her seriously. "They're for Master Obi-Wan...he's been having some strange cravings since he caught the Gungan flue a couple weeks ago," he told her.
Hermione looked at him strangely. "Okay," she said slowly.
"And one more thing...Master Obi-Wan is kinda embarrassed about it so don't mention what they are," Anakin told her quietly.
"Don't worry about it," Hermione told him walking away.
Anakin crossed his arms and clasped his hands behind his head before leaning back in his seat grinning, pleased with himself.
"You seem pleased, why?" Obi-Wan asked suspiciously as he reclaimed his seat.
"I just remembered where my lightsaber is," Anakin lied.
"Where is it?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Shouldn't the fact that I remembered where is is be enough for you?" Anakin asked.
"I'd be happy when you produce it," Obi-Wan told him.
"You know me, Master," Anakin told him.
"A little too well," Obi-Wan muttered.
A little while later Hermione returned with Anakin's order and Anakin sat up grinning. "At last!" he said greedily.
Obi-Wan eyed the fried harbituraun roaches cautiously. "What are these?" he asked picking one up.
"Funa chips, they're a Tatooine delicacy," Anakin told him taking one and chewing on it. He forced himself not to gag and to swallow. He smiled. "Tasty," he said smiling.
"You enjoy weird stuff," Obi-Wan told him.
"Try some, Master!" Anakin told him.
"No thank you...you enjoy them," Obi-Wan told him.
"You know on Tatooine refusing to eat something offered to you is considered an grave insult," Anakin told him frowning.
"I'm not from Tatooine, Anakin," Obi-Wan reminded him.
"But I am," Anakin reminded him crossly.
Obi-Wan eyed the dangerous gleam in Anakin's eyes and decided not to cross his padawan. The last thing he needed was a vengeful Anakin Skywalker. "Fine," he gave in and took one of the roaches and ate it. He chewed slowing finding the taste to be bitter, crunchy and a bit juicy.
Anakin pushed the bowl towards him. "Have some more," he insisted.
Obi-Wan swallowed and took another. He eyed Anakin who took another, who smiled as he ate the delicacy. He mentally noted Anakin's unique taste in food. He had several helpings of the treat upon Anakin's insistence, getting the feeling that Anakin was up to something. "What are you up to?" he questioned.
Anakin smiled. "Nothing, Master," he said innocently.
Obi-Wan eyed him crossly when Hermione came over to them. The waitress noted the empty bowl. "I didn't think that Anakin was serious when he said that you were craving weird things," she said.
Obi-Wan looked over at her. "What are you talking about?" he demanded.
Hermione looked at his expression and realized that she had played a role in one of Anakin's sachems. "You didn't know that those were harbituraun roaches?" she asked aghast.
Obi-Wan's eyes widened to the size of saucers. "Excuse me," he said calmly getting up and heading straight to the refresher, hearing Anakin howling in laughter.