I suggest listening to the song Fergalicious before reading this fic. I'd like to give a shoutout to Diaphanous-Horizons for letting me spazz and sing my versions of the song while we watched POTC2, which inspired this fic.
Fergalicious (c) Fergie
Naruto characters (c) the naruto people
"Party, dattebayo!" Naruto shouted. He and the gang were heading out for a night on the town.
"Where are we going?" Asked Sakura, anxious to get to a restaurant and sit next to Sasuke.
"Karaoke!" exclaimed Ino and Lee. Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Shino all groaned simultaneously. Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked at Leia. "I'm guessing you planned this?"
"C'mon, it's summer! We need to celebrate." Leia was taking the lead. "It'll be fun, trust me." The group entered a small bar with a sign that flashed KONOHA KARAOKE and sat at the counter.
"Wait, we're minors…" stated Gaara. "How did we get in?"
"Oh, this bar doesn't serve alcohol…" grinned Kiba.
"Excuse me; Miss, could we get some Red Bulls over here?" Leia was waving at a pretty waitress carrying a tray of energy drinks.
"Sure, comin' up!"
In about five minutes she returned with several cans of Red Bull and slid them down the bar.
"Cheers!" Lee raised his can and everyone followed. Leia, Kiba and Naruto chugged theirs while Gaara nervously sipped.
"It's green…will this make me grow an extra head?" Shikamaru grimaced at his drink.
"My brain just went ping…" Gaara stated. He started twitching and feeling spontaneous.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Due to spontaneous combustion, the only karaoke track available is Fergie's Fergalicious. As an apology for the inconvience, all drinks will be free of charge.
"Aww man! I was looking forward to singing Simple and Clean," Lamented Sakura. She was planning to dedicate it to Sasuke. Now what would she do?
"Sweet, free Red Bull!" Naruto was so excited he ordered two more and passed one to Gaara, who popped the tab and chugged it. He officially was hooked.
Attention Customers: We will now start our karaoke competition. We will select the order by random seating.
"How can we have a competition with just one song?" Inquired Shino.
Will the person sitting at the farthest left seat at the bar please approach the mike.
Gaara looked at his seat. "Her left or my left?" he asked Ino, who shrugged.
Will the red-headed kid with the huge sand gourd please approach the mike.
"Yurr left, Gaala." Slurred Lee, now completely drunk on caffeine and artificial sugar.
Gaara chugged another Red Bull, there was no way he was doing this sane. The music began to play and he felt the groove. Instead of singing the lyrics, He belted his own version...
Gaaralicious definition make the sand go loco
they want to kill or harm me but my ichibi tells them "No-o"
You can't slay me, you can't graze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I kill 'em
cuz they hurt me without reason.
Gaaralicious (so delicious)
But I'm not really that malicious.
And if you was suspicious,
All my victims, they ain't grand.
I blow sand (fwoom)
That traps them in a rock, rock.
And others flee the block just to avoid what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (what I got, got)
So delicious (It traps them in a rock, rock)
So delicious (they run away from what I got)
I'm Gaaralicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
The caffeinated crowed cheered as Gaara began to breakdance. Kiba whistled and drummed on the counter. Sasuke just stared in horror and poured his Red Bull into a potted plant sitting on the bar, which withered instantly. There was no way he was going up there.
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