Thanks to Shadow Dragoness and Bella's-choice and edwardcullenmaniac for the ideas.
I don't own these characters
Jump out from behind a tree and scare the people who are passing by.
Cut his hair into a Mohawk and dye it red.
Wear the same clothes that you see Gwen Stefani wearing at a concert.
Sing any of Gwen's songs
Pretend to be Johnny Depp from POTC
Try and get drunk at a bar
Pretend to be Orlando Bloom from POTC
… and Kiria Knightly
Tell Edward that his car is ugly
Write a list of 60 things that Edward isn't allowed to do
Dare Alice to streak through the Whitehouse
Try and get Mexico to streak through the Whitehouse with Alice
Go into Edward's room …EVER!
Make Bella participate in a holding your breath underwater contest
Touch Edward's Vanquish
Touch Edward's piano
Play Grand Theft Auto
And then see if he can get away with it too.
Wear a Spiderman costume
Tell Charlie Bella's pregnant
And that Edward is not the father
Make August official I'm Too Sexy month
Eat all the llamas at the petting zoo
Get within a hundred feet of a penguin
Imitate Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sing Apologize by Timberland/OneRepublic
STOP SINGING EMMETT!
Laugh when Bella trips over her own feet
Smash Edward's laptop when he loses at Memory
Tell little kids that Barney swears in one of his episodes
Show little kids the episode
When Edward goes hunting tell Bella that he (Emmett) is so bored he is going to eat her
Wear any kind of jewelry
Dare Bella to drink five Diet Cokes
Scream that Orlando Bloom is HOTT!
Tell everyone about his "Little Black Book"
Tell any blonde jokes
Tell any jokes that have to do with killing a werewolf
At the airport tell everyone that he has a bomb
That he is a suicide bomber and has 4 successful missions
Make any kind of resist joke
Say "Silence! I kill you!" in an Arabian accent
Watch this video on youtube: (on my profile)
Shoot rubber bands at his math teacher
Give Mike an ultimate wedgie
And then duck tape him to a locker
and then blame it on Bella
Stuff popcorn in the couch so it makes funny noises when Bella sits down
Go around and steal all the 7th Harry Potter books and rip out pg. 625 because he thinks that Ron and Hermione could have done a little better at the whole kissing thing.
Cry hysterically and shout at people passing by that Fred and Snape both should have never died.
Tell everyone that he's trying to get the skinniest waist for the Guinness Book of World Records
Try and play the Tuba
Make farting noises with said Tuba and blame anyone who walks by
Put posters of girls in bikini's all over his room where Rosalie can see.
Tell Alice there is nothing she can do to make him go shopping with her… she is really scary when she wants something
Where a pink shirt that says "Kiss me, I'm Gay!"
Drink Apple Juice
Have a "Man Purse"
Tell Bella in full detail about hunting for bears
Tell Edward that Bella thinks Jacob is hotter than he is
hehe... um sorry it took so long...? I dont really have an excuse except for stinky scool...