Cloud D.'s 100 Reviews Ramble!
Hey peeps ^_^ I wrote this when I saw that I had more than 100 reviews on Fanfiction.net ... 101 to be exactly *ggg* It's just some weird stuff I wrote when I sat in the office I'm working and had nothing to do.
Cloud D., Haruka, Michiru and Cloud D.'s girlfriend sweet honey are sitting in Cloud's room, doing various things.
Cloud: *playing poker with Haruka* HA! Poker! I won! ^_^
Haruka: *looks at her cards only to find out that she has two pairs* You're right. :-(
Cloud: *grabs the spacesword she won and throws it over her shoulder* D
The spacesword lands next to various other items, like the key to Haruka's yellow convertible, a huge pile of money, Haruka's leather jacket and Michiru's Stradivarius.
Cloud: Wanna play again?
Haruka: No, Michi will kill me if she finds out that I lost her Stradivarius to you....
Michiru: *from the couch on the other end of the room where she sits and chats with sweet honey* What was that, Ruka?
Haruka: O.o;;; Nothing!!
Suddenly a small little chime is heard, and on Clouds PC screen, a sign pops up, reading: "You got mail".
Cloud: HEY! I got mail! :-D
Cloud jumps up, rushes to her computer, trips over her jacket that's lying on the floor for some reason and falls flat on her face.
sweet honey: *giggle* Honey, now you know why I always tell you not to put your clothes on the floor.
Cloud sits down in front of her PC and reads the mail.
Cloud: Freaky, it's a review alert. Waitaminute...*thinks*
Haruka: Oh no, Cloud is thinking. That can take a while.
Michiru: You could be right, Ruka.
Cloud: *still thinking*
sweet honey: Yeah, Haruka, you could be right...
Cloud: *STILL thinking*
Haruka: *counting* 1...2...3..
Cloud: *suddenly jumps up, scaring the hell out of Haruka, Michiru and sweet honey* YEEHAW!
sweet honey: Oh no, she's in Texan Mode again.
Haruka: *pulls out a cowboy hat and puts it on her head* Here come Haruka Cassidy and Sundance Cloud!
sweet honey: -_-;;;
Cloud: *dances around the room, singing It's raining Men*
sweet honey: Watch your mouth, Michi, you're talking about my man here.
Haruka: *looms heavily over sweet honey* YOU DARE THREATENING MY MICHI??... waitaminute...did you just say man??
sweet honey: *sweatdrops* Who, me? Noooo... -_-()
Cloud: *stops singing* *shouts on top of her lungs* I GOT 100 REVIEWS ON FANFICTION NET!!!
Haruka: Good for you. *grins*
Cloud: *singing* I aaaaaaaaam the champion, yes I aaaaaaaaaam the champion....
sweet honey: SHUT UP!!
Cloud: ;_; You are so mean to me, honey.
Michiru: You deserve it...
Cloud: / Watch you mouth, Michiru...
Haruka: *absentmindedly - she's reading Cloud's mails* Stop threatening Michiru....
Cloud: What are you doing on my PC??
Haruka: Erm...nothing ^____^
Cloud: *takes a closer look* YOU ARE READING MY E-MAILS, YOU MORON!!
Haruka: Eeeep! *runs and hides underneath the desk*
Michiru: Haruka! You are afraid of this freak!?
sweet honey: Hey!
Cloud: I'm not a freak. I'm the author, and if you aren't nice to me, I'll make you a frog, Michiru.
Michiru: Ha! You wouldn't.
Suddenly, Michiru turns into a frog.
Haruka: *still under the desk* O.O Cloud! What are you doing?
Cloud: *glares daggers at Haruka* Be. Quiet.
sweet honey: *is now a little bit afraid of her girlfriend and tries to tiptoe out of the room*
Cloud: And what do you think were you are going?
sweet honey: Erm...
Haruka: *is really afraid now and refuses to come out of her hiding place*
Haruka: Oh, my poor Michi! She's a frog!
Cloud: Hehehehehehe *grins very very very evilly* Wanna join her, Ruka-chan?
Suddenly, Haruka turns into a frog.
Haruka: Quaok quoak quaaaaaak quaaaaaaaaaaaaak!! (Translation: Why are you doing this? I thought I'm your favourite character!!)
Cloud: Sooooo, honey, now that these two annyoing Senshi are frogs, wanna go to my bedroom? D
sweet honey: Sure! *beams*
Cloud and sweet honey leave, while Haru-frog and Michi-frog are left behind, looking at each other with sad eyes.
Okay...this was COMPLETELY INSANE. Don't ask what I was up to when I wrote this. Please don't flame me ^___^