Naruto- The Guide to a Cold-Hearted bastard: Neji Hyuga
Welcome to "The Guide to a Cold-Hearted Bastard." I'm Tenten and I'll be your guide to understanding how the mind of a cold-hearted bastard works, specifically Neji Hyuga. If you're trying to understand Sasuke Uchiha…good luck. For I'm a master at Neji Hyuga, not Sasuke Uchiha. If you want to understand Sasuke, ask Sakura.
Now that I've weeded out the Uchiha fangirls, let's get to the point. You're probably reading this to try to understand the actions, or just plain what the Hyuga says. Or you're trying to become his friend or in the girl's case, become his girlfriend/future wife. Well good luck at that. But I, Tenten, solemnly swear to help you, girl or guy or it or transvestite, understand the mind of Neji Hyuga.
We'll be dividing the book into three parts; first for those trying to become his friends, the second on how to get along with him if he's your family member, and lastly, if you're trying to get a date from him.
Now if you're ready, turn the page and don't say I didn't warn you that it is very difficult.