Hi. I am Narutoast. And Uchiha Itachi and I would happily (Itachi: Liar. I'm being forced by black mail to be here, you --) Ok Itachi, that's enough out of you. Send your questions to Itachi through the review button. Remember, NO profanity and NOTHING sexual, please.
Me: Say hi Itachi.
Itachi: Hello you weak little fools! -Maniacal laughter-
Me: 0.0 Okayy then...
Q1) Hi, Itachi, I would like to know your deepest darkest secret... tell me...
Signed, Saucekay (Me:That's their pen name, and not your brother, Itachi)
A1) Itachi: Is this a Fan Girl?Well, even if it's not, I don't really fell like answering this.
Me: -inhales sharply- I think you couldn't get a girl even if you tried, Itachi. Maybe that's your secret! By the way, it's a guy.
Itachi: -looks around nervously- I have no secrets.
Me: Itachi, answer the question or else.
Itachi: Wha-What do you mean..? You've already taken my dignity, my hatred, and my teddy...
Me: Your... Teddy..? - face turns really, really red then starts laughing hysterically -
Itachi: -face turns red with embarrassment- Um.. can i have my robe back now? I hate regular clothes... they make me feel like i can't hate people.
Me: FINE, YOU CAN HAVE IT AND YOUR PRCIOUS TEDDY BEAR, TOO. I just have one question... - gets a very evil look on his face and laughs maniacally -
Itachi: What are you planning Narutoast?
Me: Oh nothing, nothing at all...NEXT!
Q2) What is your teddy's name, Itachi?
Signed, me, Narutoast
Itachi: I hate you very much.
Me: Just answer my question or I bring out...THE PICTURES!!!
Itachi: -quietly- Mr. Moopies...
Me: -smirks- Heh heh heh... works every time.
The End of this page. Send Questions for Itachi via review
I don't own any characters of Naruto. DON'T SUE ME!!!! Also, Itachi doesn't own a teddy bear...