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Author's Note: made with help from siblings and others. this little fic tortures Sesshomaru. Enjoy...heheh...
Victim #3: Lord Sesshomaru
1. Inform him that Jaken will always be there for him, for the rest of his long life.
2. Mention that the fur industry want their 'fluffy' back.
3. When you see him, instead of saying that "Sesshomaru-sama" is there...say "Fluffy-sama".
4. Dictate his life as it happens.
5. Ask him if he always wears make-up, or if it's merely for the camera.
6. Inquire about the crescent moon shape on his forhead, asking if it's a real tattoo or just a lick-and-stick.
7. Recommend a nail-file for his hands to keep him in "pristine condition" for the Dog shows.
8. Mention the fact that he couldn't pull the Tetsusaiga from it's resting place.
9. repeatedly mention that Kagome, a human, could.
10. Mention that his brother, Inuyasha, is the one wielding said sword.
11. Spread the name "Sesshy-kins" all around the Fuedal Era. Make sure that he is in a fairly public place when you do this.
12. Dress up your friends to look like him, using face paints too and follow him around all day chanting "Beware the fluff".
13. Show "The Great Sesshy" all of the chibi images of him from the internet.
14. Tell him that his brother has seen them.
15. Tell Rin that Sesshy wants a nice new crown of flowers. Once she has made it, watch as she attempts to give it to him. When he cannot refuse her adorable face, take as many pictures of the evidence as you can. Then post said pictures all over the internet, as well as printing many copies and distributing them all over Feudal Japan.
16. Create a video of said event and make copies, giving them to everyone.
17. "Accidentally" spill neon-pink paint onto his hair.
18. Start singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this, is how, it goes...(repeat indefinitely)"
19. Find as many adorable children that resemble Rin as you can. Then have them all dolled up slightly like her. Shove them in front of his face and have all of them look at him with big chibi-esque eyes. Watch the result of this.
20. Have InuYasha follow him around, saying "I'm cuter than you" repeatedly