How the Akatsuki really met

Naruto disclaimer; I do not own Naruto


One day in a pre-school in Konoha little children/ things were in the same pre-school. A small boy of age five was sitting down at his little table. He had a short low pony tail on the back of his head.

He was fromt the Uchiha clan his name was Itachi Uchiha. He walked into the class room with a cold emtionless expression on his features. He walked to a seat in the classroom and sat down with a bored expression on his features.

Then he spotted a shark-like boy. His face blue and he was from mist. The boy looked troubled. He angrily got out of his seat and walked to the fish tank. "Don't judge me you stupid freakin fish!" he yelled. His name was Kisame.

He grabbed a stool and stood on it and staarted reaching for the fish. He almost reached it when he fell in. The small boy swam around frantically trying to catch the fish. He swam with his mouth open chomping to get the little thing in his mouth.

Itachi's sweat dropped as the fish-like boy hoped out of the tank with a fish tail hanging out of his mouth. He walked over to Itachi and started to talk to him. Then a blue sword caught the boys attention.

"It's the Samahada?" Kisame asked running to the shark skin blade and dragged it across the room. He admired the razor like blade.

Itachi's attention was drawn by a silver haired boy. He was making a rosary out of little beads on the arts and crafts table. Then when he was finished he got up aand went to the chalk board and grabbed some chalk.

He started srawing a three bladed scythe and started drawing people being sacraficed. "What is wrong with these people?" he thought as he watched the deranged little boy draw disturbing pictures.

Then he saw the most unusual thing ever. A big huge venus fly trap and a double colored face of white and black. This was Zetsu. Itachi watched as the boy/ plant was putting together and planting a lima bean farm.

Itachis direction turned towards a blue girl. She was coloring flowers like madd. Then she would stop and stare at the wall.

Then he saw a little red haired boy playing with puppets. Normal yes if the puppets didn't look deranged! Itachi gazed around the room and saw a blonde haired girl playing with clay. "No wait it's a boy?" Itachi starred awkwardly at the boy he wore his hair in a high ponytail and he wore a robotic like eye for his left eye.

His name was Deidara. He made clay birds, spiders, and dragons. They were all over his table! Then Itachi saw he had mouths on his hands and he fell off his chair. He quickly regained his composure when he saw a purple looking boy across in the table in front of him.

He was playing monopoly with otherr kids. 'Maybe he is normal?' Itachi thought until the kid literally went crazy and started taking all of the money this was Kakuzu. Itachi turned and something caught his eye.

It was a little boy with a swirly mask on and one eye hole. He was playing with building blocks repeating the same thing over and over again. "Tobi is a good boy..Tobi is a good boy."

Itachi rose from his seat and walked over to the boy's block tower. He kickedd it over shouting "WEAK!"

The whole class starred at him. Then there was a boy who was atop of a stack of books giving out orders. (The Akatsuki leader) Itachi smirked as he made his way over to him followed by the blue girl, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, and Kisame.