Disclaimer: I do not own "Clerks" or "Clerks 2". Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

Full of attitude

Bothered by his job, and thus

Randall says 'Fuck you'.


Always without words

Yet somehow full of wisdom

This is Silent Bob.


Jay is rude and crude.

Can't this guy ever shut up?

Apparently not.


Magazines in stock

Are something good in Quick Stop

Like the cigarettes.


The video shop

Its customers are upset

Because of Randall.


Donkey shows are fun

Maybe an acquired tasteā€¦

No fun for Dante.

I might make more if they come to me. Tell me what you think (no, seriously). And feel free to point it out if I miscounted some syllables.