A/N: Cocksuckers go to cocksuckers hell. I own Sly Cooper. I am the Sucker Punch. BAW!!!!

Chapter 5:Strength Beyond Pain And A Great Tragedy That Is SAD And Painful

The helocopter took off. Hours later it began to sputter.

"Oh shit." bentley said. "The helocopter is crashing. What should we do Sly?"

"All right stop, Collaborate and listen

Sly is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance, go rush the speaker that booms

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

deadly, when I play a dope melody

Anything less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it, You better gain way

You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Sly Sly Baby Cooper, Sly Sly Baby Cooper

Sly Sly Baby Cooper, Sly Sly Baby Cooper

Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin'

Quick to the point, to the point no faking

Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon

Burnin' em if you aint quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi hat with a souped up tempo

I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 5.0

With my ragtop down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi

Did you stop? No -- I just drove by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block

That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis

Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine

Shay with a gauge and Cooper with a nine

Ready for the chumps on the wall

The chumps acting ill because they're full of Eight Ball

Gunshots ranged out like a bell

I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells

Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas

Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed

I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack

PolSly on the scene, You know what I mean

They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Sly Sly Baby Cooper, Sly Sly Baby Cooper

Sly Sly Baby Cooper, Sly Sly Baby Cooper

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

My town, that created all the bass sound

Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

'Cause my style's like a chemical spill

Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel

Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept

We make it hype and you want to step with this

Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja

Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"

If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to get loose

Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice

If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!

Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it

Sly Sly Baby Cooper, Sly Sly Baby Cooper

Sly Sly Baby Cooper, Sly Sly Baby Cooper

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Sly Sly Baby Too cold, Sly Sly Baby Too cold Too cold

Sly Sly Baby Too cold Too cold, Sly Sly Baby Too cold Too cold " Sly said.

"That is a brilliant solution SLy!!!" bently said. "It is word."

"THERE IT IS THE LAST ARTIFACTTTT"! Carmeliat said.

"Now. do I get my HUG?" Sly said.

"We gotta get it outa here." Bently said.

'' YES!" Carmelita said as she grabed it out of a tree.

"Woo-HOO!" Benly said.

"Hug, Carmello, HUG.Hug, Carmello, HUG.Hug, Carmello, HUG.Hug, Carmello, HUG.Hug, Carmello, HUG." sly singed.

Carmelita gave in and hugged sly. The problem was, he was hugging her too hard.

"Sly-------HUGGING TOOOOOO HARRRD!" Carmelita said as she exploded.

"I-I Killed her. I ---" Sly said as he was about to stab himself with a letter opener.

"No."

"I guess you are right she was a hooker anyways."

"Lets go get murry and play chinese checkers."

"OK?"

"Murrys dead though."

"OH?" said a voice from behind him.

"MURRY!" Sly said as he threw the letter opener into murrys eyes.

"AAG!"

"Now he is dead."

"Woo-HOO!" Benly said.

TEh end