Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. :\, sucks right?
Sakura flung her pillow against her bedroom wall, narrowly missing the vase filled with wilting roses. Her fingers were twitching madly.
"Mom, please don't do this!" Sakura glared at her mother, rage in her eyes.
"But Sakura, honey, you need to learn how to be a lady. It requires elegance, manners, being—"
"Mom. Stop. I don't need lessons on how to be a stuck up bitch!"
"Sakura! Language! Lady's do not cuss!"
"Okay, fine! But I'm still not going to a boarding school just to learn manners."
"Oh, Sakura, Sakura… You don't get it. When I was young, I had to learn to act like a lady, but it was worth it, and…"
She immediately tuned her mother out, just in case she was ready to jump out her bedroom window. Agh, why must she be the only girl she knew of that had to suffer through this kind of horrible torture? Sometimes, she wished she was a boy. But that was impossible, of course, since she really couldn't grow the necessary male body part.
Suddenly, there was complete silence. Sakura realized her mother was finished talking.
"Wow, Mom. That was truly an amazing story. Now if you'll excuse me, I have summer homework to do now." Sakura ushered her mother out the door.
Immediately after she left, Sakura flung herself into her computer chair and waited for the computer to start up. When she logged on, she signed on to AIM.
"No one cool's on…"
OoRamenCrzy444oO has signed on.
"Still no one cool."
Sakura sat and waited for about five minutes, until she got extremely bored.
"Gah…I'll just talk to him."
SakKicksAss16:hey, sup naruto.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:HII SAKURACHAN NM U
SakKicksAss16:yeah, nothing much either.
SakKicksAss16:except for the fact that mom keeps yelling at me to be a lady.
SakKicksAss16:so she's shipping me off to a boarding school in ENGLAND.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:OH THAT SUX
OoRamenCrzy444oO:SORRY CAPS IS ON I DUNNO HOW TO TURN IT OF
OoRamenCrzy444oO:OKAY WELL I CAN HELP U ABOUT UR PROBLEM
Sakura was sure it was going to be completely retarded.
OoRamenCrzy444oO: PRETEND TO GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL BUT NOT!
She was right.
SakKicksAss16:…how will i do that, naruto?
OoRamenCrzy444oO:SIMPLE! U LYE 2 HER AND THEN U GO TO A DIFERENT SKOOL!
Okay, well, maybe it wasn't idiotic. It wasa boarding school… so her mom wouldn't find out that she wasn't there since Sakura never really called her anyway. Naruto was actually thinking of smart ideas… for once.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:AND THEN U CAN COME TO OUR SKOOL!
SakKicksAss16:okay, going a bit too far there, naruto. your school is an ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:YA BUTT U CAN GO UNDERCOVER AS A BOY! WONT IT BE FUN/
OoRamenCrzy444oO:AWW SAKCHAN BUT UR ALWAYS COMPLAING ABOUT HOW IT SUX TO BE A GRL!
That was true.
SakKicksAss16:but still… that's completely retarded.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:NO ITS NOT BECUZ UR MOM WONT FIND OUT AND IT WILL BE FUN
SakKicksAss16:okay, i'll think about it.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:I WILL NEVER GIVE AWAY YOUR SECRET AND I CAN TRAIN YOU ON HOW TO BE A BOY!
SakKicksAss16:okay naruto, calm down. and turn off your caps by pressing the button to the left of your 'a' key.
Sakura sat for three minutes until she received a reply.
SakKicksAss16:okay, good. you got the caps off. but there's one problem about going to an all boys school.
SakKicksAss16:uhmmm… my hair is pink?
OoRamenCrzy444oO:o we can fix tht
OoRamenCrzy444oO:we can definitly fix that
OoRamenCrzy444oO:dont worry muehehehehe
OoRamenCrzy444oO:so heres my ideas
OoRamenCrzy444oO:while mummy thinks ur off at boarding skool
OoRamenCrzy444oO:ull b at my friends house
OoRamenCrzy444oO:im sure he wont mind if u move in w/ him and his mom dusnt care as long as ur a guy
SakKicksAss16:it sounds good so far.
OoRamenCrzy444oO:sry u cant move in w/ me cuz my house isnt for 2 ppl
SakKicksAss16:it's okay, but thank you naruto!
Sakura managed to act politely at the dinner table. After a few minutes of silence, she set her fork down and decided to begin her speech she prepared.
"Yes, Sakura, honey?"
"Well…I was thinking about the boarding school in England. I admit—I do act very impolitely and not lady-like often. I think I should go and learn etiquette and manners and such, because I think I will benefit from this in the future. I also think I should go tomorrow so I know all about the history of the school and I can get used to the campus. But most importantly, I—"
"Sakura! I'd thought you'd never say yes! And of course you can go tomorrow! Oooh, I'm so glad my sweet little Sakura is finally getting past that rebellious stage in life!" Her mom jumped out of her chair and hugged Sakura tightly, making her choke.
"Agh, yeah, Mom. I'm totally past it."
So that left Sakura rummaging through her wardrobe to find the closest things to guy clothes she had. She stuffed everything in her black suitcase—tampons, her shampoo and conditioner, underwear, bras, and clothes. In case her mom checked her suitcase, she put a layer of extremely girly clothes on top of her other clothes. She was sure Naruto's friend would have everything else, hopefully. She would have to pretend to be a boy at his friend house too, since his friend wasn't supposed to know, so she would have to go to Naruto's house first to fix herself up.
After taking care of what she needed, she dragged her suitcases and bags down to the front door. She snuck into her father's room really quick to grab a bottle of cologne her dad never used anymore and she stuffed it in her purse. Her mother ran down the stairs and helped Sakura take her suitcases to the white minivan. They all climbed into the car and drove off to the airport.
When they arrived at the airport, Sakura's mother kissed her on the cheek.
"Oh, Sakura, I hope you'll have so much fun! I can't believe you're leaving home! I'll miss you so much, and don't forget to brush your teeth, okay honey?"
"Okay, whatever, bye Mom."
And with that, her mother left her alone in the middle of an airport, as she waited for Naruto to pick her up and take her to his house.
Author's Note: Okay, people. It's short. I know. But I'm gonna update soon since I've already gotten ¼ of the next chapter done, and that's where Sakura goes from girl to boy :D
Well, hope you enjoyed this chapter.