This is a little wrap-up to the main chapter, who won the kissing contest anyway? I bet you can't guess who Haruhi chooses. Go ahead, guess. I'll wait here. Alone. In my basement. With Grampa's socks… TAKE ME WITH YOU!

And The Winner Is…

"Oh-hohohohoho, Oh-hohohohoho, Oh-hohohohoho." (High Powered Motor) "Well, I hope you've all decided who the best kisser is. We need to be ready to ship out the magazine first thing Monday morning. So chop chop, who won?" This morning, Renge was cosplaying "Yui Hongo" from the Fushigi Yugi manga.

Tamaki was still sulking from being unjustly beaten up by Takeshi, Honey, Hikaru, and Kaoru. "Ah, yes, we decided to let Haruhi tell you the winner." Kyouya explained to the otaku.

"Very well then, Haruhi, who is it?"

"Oh, right… the article. I really didn't think much about it. I-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT!" The obsessive manager went into rampage-mode. "THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO THE HOST CLUB FANDOM! AND YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT!?"

"Alright, alright… If I think about it right now, then the best kisser is… me."

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"Well, yeah, I mean, I'm the one that kissed every single member of the club in less than five minutes, so I must be pretty good."

"…"

"…"

"…"

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"…"

Renge was speechless: "……………….y-you kissed all of them……. really? ... wow………… that's……..that's……………..MOE! It's the epitome of moe! Ahhhh! This will be even better than I thought! YES you rock Haruhi, embrace your sexuality! People will love you even more. Ahhhhhhhhhh!" With that, the insane otaku rushed off.

"…Well, I'll see you guys later!" With that, Haruhi rushed off to class.

"…" The Ouran High School Host Club would never be the same.

A/N So, how was it? Did I redeem myself in your eyes? Oh, Goddess, please let it not be terrible. Review, I accept flames, but I may use them to burn myself at the stake.