(((I still don't own it!)))

Edward and Bella HAVE to believe me, I mean really Edward can read minds.

I walk up to Edwards room where he and Bella are lounging on his couch, Bella is reading The Demon Plague put loud to him. She was at the part where Helen was in the tube after going out with Grant, who happens the be her roommate's, Crystal, Boy friend. She blushed so much, I had to laugh.

"Hello Emmett," Edward said calmly, he was watching Bella as she blushed even deeper.

"Hey Em," Bella squeaked. She's pretty mortified that someone, that wasn't Edward, heard her read that. I also know why Edward wanted her to read that, he loves her blush.

"Hey, guys. I need to tell ya'll something. It's the truth I swear it."

"Well then, tell us," Bella said impatiently.

"Angela said that her parents are vampires and she knows that we are, but no body will believe me!" I did a replay of what happened in the car for Edward.

"Alright, I believe you," Edward said, Bella nodded her head in agreement.

"Thank you for believing in me, my brother," I say dramatically, falling to my knees in front of Edward.

"Okay, Emmett, you can get up now," Edward said after a few minutes of me just kneeling there in the middle of his room.

"So, how are we going to get the others to believe me?"

"I can tell them it's the truth or you can devise some sort of plan that wont work, then I tell them it's the truth."

"I'll go with the latter."

"Have it your way, Emmett. You go plot. Bella and I will be right here when it fails," Edward said. He looked at Bella and she started reading again. I took in that they didn't want me there any more, so I left. I don't want my only allies to hate me.

Now, how am I going to get everyone else to believe me? I know!

A lie detector test.

But where would I find one? Oh the police station! I can go there, dazzle a female cop, and get the detector. When I finish I'll just bring it back! I'll go now!

I get to the police station, and just my good luck, there is a girls behind the country. She is younger and I don't see a wedding band. This will be a piece of cake.

"Hello, Miss… Hopin," I say, spying her nametag, using everything that I have to dazzle her into letting me have it.

"Err, Hi," she said.

"I need to borrow a lie detector, because my family wont believe me."

"Err, I don't see why not," she went back into a back room and came back carrying a big box.

"Thank you, I'll have it back before it's missed," I say, flashing her a smile, and leave.

Bye the time I had it all set up, everyone was in the living room, except Angela and Bella seeing as they need to sleep.

"Okay, now I have a lie detector here so that you can know I am telling the truth," I said, looking at everyone.

"Emmett," Jasper says, "Lie detectors use your pulse to see if you get nervous," stupid know-it-all. Edward chuckled, but when everyone looked at him, he dismissed it. "And you never get nervous when lying."

"Fine, I'll go return it," I huffed and packed it all back up. I left it under the awning of the police office. No one would steal it.

When I get back home Edward is waiting for me.

"Ready to give it up and let me just tell them?"

"No. I have one more stupid plan!" I know that I called it stupid, but it wasn't.

I am going to set up a camera and get Angela to admit that her parent's are in fact vampires.

I think that I will set it up in the backyard tonight. I will put the camera in the bush by the backdoor. And then I will interrogate her right there.

I set up the camera up last night, then went to Rose and my room. I wanted to perhaps have some fun. She was kind of mad at me, so I just went in the corner and pouted. She ended up throwing a book at me. It was The Demon Plague. Bella was reading this to Edward earlier. I had read it before, but I figured I could reread it until it was time to interrogate Angela.

I finished the book and went to the back yard to check on the camera. Lets just say, never leave electronics outside in Forks, where it rains almost every day. Especially not if you are going to leave it in a potted plant, one which your mother waters when your sister doesn't see rain for that day.

So that plan was foiled, and I can't think of any other ones. I guess it is time to admit defeat. I walk up to Edward's room, but her wasn't there. He was with Bella, probably bringing her over here by now, so I just wait there. I'm bored, I think I'll sing, in my head.

We go out to a party somewhere
The moment we walk in the door
People stop and everybody stares
She don't know what they're staring for

She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her so

There she goes just walking down the street
And someone lets a whistle out
A girl like her she just can't see
What the fuss is all about

And she don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her so

Morning comes and her hair's all a mess
That's when she thinks she looks her worst
It's times like this she don't know why
I can't take my eyes off her

'Cause she don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her
She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her
She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her so

That sounds like a song Edward would sing about Bella.

"Your right, for once," hey look, Edward's here, "You can't sing very well, even in your head."

"Well, I came to tell you something. Where's Bella?"

"She's right here. Now, what do you need to tell me?"

"Hi Bella!" She waved from behind Edward, "oh and my last plan failed too, stupid rain, so-o-o I can't think of anything else."

"Okay, lets go into the living room, and I will tell them," we went to the living room where Edward called a family meeting.

"Why are we all down here, Edward?"

"I just wanted to tell you that Angela really did tell Emmett that her parent's are vampire's and all that. They aren't really, but I told her to tell him that," everyone started to laugh at that, well I didn't and neither did Edward.

I tackled Edward and started wrestling with him. I have a question for him though. Once he had me pinned, because he has the advantage of hearing my thoughts, I asked him, "Why?"

"To show you how bad lying really is. And to let you know that no one believes what you say anymore."

"Oh."

Well I guess I learned something.

(((End)))