Author's note: Hey, everyone! I'm sorry that it took Alfrado and me so long to get this chapter up! Please note that as this is a humor story, anything and everything may be made fun of. None of it is serious. Anything that requires further explanation for some readers is marked with an . Please see the second author's note for explanations. So, without further ado, welcome to the second episode of Xiaolin Punk'd!
The camera zooms in on Skye as she sings, 'emotionally' a song with hand gestures. "And big girls don't cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry." She abruptly stopped singing when she realized that the camera was on. "Soooo anyway… here we have the perfect, wonderful Kimiko." A trace of jealousy was in her voice. "Kimiko: the girl who has everything, and almost has Raimundo. No-I'm-not-jealous!" she said in one breath. "What can we do to her? Hm… Well for starters we can take all her all her stuff!"
The camera cuts from Skye's mischievous, smiling face to outside a mansion in Tokyo . The lights are all off inside the Asian (no duh) inspired house. A black limousine pulled up to the front of the house. A figure with black, perfect hair got out of the car, followed by a girl, er, sorry, guy, with flawless short brown hair. Yeah, tons of straight guys care about their hair! Just look at Ryan Seacrest… um...moving on!
The perfect couple claimed that they were "just friends." Yeah, right. Of course these two were none other than Rai or Kimiko. They both looked up at the lightless house in confusion.
"Didn't your dad say he was gonna be home?" Rai questioned, looking at Kimiko with his eyebrows arched.
"He did! I don't know why he's not here." Kimiko sounded worried with a trace of irritation. She pulled out her cell phone and dialed her father's number.
An automated messaging system answered her call, "This line has been disconnected by the owner until further notice. Have a nice day."
Kimiko snapped her pink cell phone closed with frustration. "Let's check the house to see if anyone's home."
By this time, Rai's expression was guarded and doubtfully he answered, "Okay…"
They walked up to the house and Kimiko opened the hand crafted door. The hallway was dim and empty. In fact, it was so vacant that it had a rather deserted look.
"Hello?" Rai called. His voice ECHOED throughout the house. "There's nothing in here."
Kimiko's face was disbelieving. "What happened to my STUFF?????" She immediately dialed her father's number into her cell phone again but the same message answered. Anger was suddenly displayed throughout her figure and she exploded, "What the hell happened?!?"
Rai's face was 'shocked'. "Yo, don't start using inappropriate language! I'm very sensitive to bad words!"
This was just too much for Kimiko. "What the hell do you mean, 'don't use inappropriate language?!?' My house is totally empty, I have no idea what happened to my papa, and what do you tell me? Don't use inappropriate language?! I'm sensitive to bad words? Who's the biggest pimp in the temple?!?!" (Biggest Pimp in the Temple: Coming to a theater near yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!)
"Master Fung of course!" Rai answered as if it was obvious but then quickly changed his attitude when he saw how Kimiko's face was heating up with anger. "Just kidding!" he added holding his hands up as if he were getting arrested.
Since she was still huffy, Kimiko mumbled under her breath, "Stupid boy."
She raced up the stairs in the direction of her room; Rai, having no idea where he was going, following closely behind.
Kimiko hesitantly opened the door to her room, scared of what she might see…or not see. Just as she had feared, the room was empty.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kimiko screeched at the top of her lungs, so that all of Tokyo probably lost their hearing (Snapple Fact: Tokyo is the largest city in the world).
Rai peered in the doorway and asked, "What's wrong Kimiko? Did you finally realize that all British people have bad teeth? Except Orlando Bloom. He's bringing Sexyback!"
This set Kimiko off on a whole new level of pissed off-which is higher then most people can reach.
"What do you mean 'What's wrong?'?!?" Kimiko bellowed. "My house is empty; I can't contact my father, and MY STUFF IS GONE! PLUS JOHNNY DEPP IS SEXIER!!!!"
"OH!" Rai yelled as he finally remembered something, "I just lost the game!"
"RAIMUDO PEDROSA! DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT ALL MY LIFE IS PRACTIALLY OVER!!"
There was a silent pause. They were both doing something they rarely did...they were not talking.
"Well," Rai began slowly, "What about me?"
"What about you?!" Kimiko mumbled through gritted teeth, losing the little teeny bit of patience she had left, along with the game.
"Well, first you drag me out here so I can meet your dad and see your mansion. But then it turns out that you lied to be about where you live! You don't even care how I'm taking this emotional blow! What about my feelings?!?"
The camera cut to Skye's evil smile, "There, there Rai. We care about your feelings! Just wait till you get Punk'd! Then you'll see how much we REALLY care."
Now Kimiko was extremely confused and pissed off. "'Rai? What are you talking about?! I'm the one having a crisis here! All my stuff is gone and I don't know where my dad is! It's all about me right now!!!!"
Raimundo just looked at her indifferently, "I'm going back home to talk to someone about my problems and feelings. Jack Spicer. My true friend. Let me know when you're gonna stop being a self-centered, lying, drama queen." And on that note, he walked down the stairs, and out of the mansion leaving Kimiko shocked and speechless.
"This is not happening!" She yelled to herself, seeing as no one else was there. Kimiko walked down the stairs, dialing her father's number again just to end up getting the same message, "This line has been disconnected by the owner until further notice. Have a nice day."
"NO I WILL NOT HAVE A NICE DAY!" Kimiko screamed at her phone, almost setting it on fire as she walked out of the house.
As if her day couldn't get any worse, Kimiko saw Skye walk up to the house and place a 'For Sale' sign right in front of the house.
"What?!" Kimiko scream/asked "No, no, no, no, no, no, no! This can not be happening!"
"I know right?!" Skye agreed, "That's what I thought when I found out that Dumbledore was gay!"
Kimiko looked at as Skye as if she were Britney Spears. That is, the post K-Fed Britney.
"I must be going crazy!" Kimiko yelled pulling at her hair.
"No, you're not. You see, all the investors thought that when this rich o'll guy was found to be committing fraud. I heard that he's in jail now. He's the guy who used to live here."
Tears started welling up in Kimiko's eyes. Her face looked completely distraught and disbelieving. "How is this happening? My father would never commit fraud!"
"Apparently he's been using company funds to pay for a luxurious lifestyle. You're his daughter? On the news, they said that he was spending most of that money on you."
Now, more than anything, Kimiko was feeling guilty and remorseful. "I didn't mean to cause him to go to jail!"
Having somewhat of a conscience, Skye knew that it was time to stop. The moment was, well, opportune. She grinned while she turned the 'For Sale' around so it read 'YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!'
Kimiko's face expressed a mixture of shock, anger, and relief.
"Oh-my-" Kimiko stopped mid-sentence when she saw the camera crew, Rai and her Dad jump out from behind the bushes that were planted around her house. "You were in this too?!" She ran over and punched Rai in the arm then hugged her dad.
Now everyone was cracking up, including Kimiko.
"Konichiwa, this is Kimiko Tohomiko and I just got Punk'd!" then she turned around to face the huge crowd of people and yelled, "I'm gonna kill you all!"
Fire appeared in her hands and everyone started running away screaming.
Skye started running and shouting, too, "AHHHHHHHHHH! Save me Dr. Phil! Help me Spice Girls!!!"
Author's note : I'm sorry guys; this isn't as good as the first chapter. But I promise the next chapter will be much better! Next chapter will feature Rai! WooHoo!
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