Another one-shot
and it's really, really short.
Inspired by something i did to marisol,
it was funny then too

Rosalie's Car

"Whose Maserati is that?" Rosalie asked from the garage. I was in the living room playing Super Mario Bros on my SuperNintendo (gotta love the classics!).

"Yours sweetie," I called back.

She appeared next to me in an instant. I kept my eyes on the game.

"What did you do?" she asked harshly.

"Nothing," I answered.

"That car out there is a Maserati GranTurismo." I smiled at the name. "It isn't even available to the public yet. Am I really supposed to believe that you're just giving it to me?"


"Well, I don't," she fidgeted. "Take it back."

"Can't. Bought in auction. Highest Bidder." I couldn't even form real sentences. I stared at the game.

"Well, I am not going to set one foot in that car!" she exclaimed.

"Give it to Carlisle," I shrugged.

She hesitated and stared at the garage.

"Did you do anything to my BMW?"


"My clothes?"




"What did you do?!?" she was getting furious. I paused my game and looked at her.

"I fell in love with you."

She smiled and kissed me. For such an expensive car I was expecting more but she suddenly broke off.

"Emmett Cullen I know you did something and I will find out about it!"

"No you won't."

She stared at me in horror and ran to the garage. Jasper appeared next to me.

"You pranked Rosalie?" he asked in awe.


"How much was that car?"

"Enough for me to be replaying a SuperNintendo game."

He stared at the screen.

"So, what did you do to her?" he asked finally. I smiled.

"I made her paranoid."

I'll have pictures of the Maserati on my site
which you can find on my profile
it is seriously,
an amazing car.
i want one so badly...

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