I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This story takes place around the time of Shippuuden.)


Haruno Sakura. 15, pink hair, green eyes and a bubbly personality.

Uzumaki Naruto. 15, blonde hair, blue eyes and… loud.

These two ninja's were sent on a mission. Simple really; to get some ingredients for some medicine. But, the two didn't know they would be… slightly off track.


"SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!" yelled Naruto. Sakura groaned.

"Naruto, one, I'm right here; two, what?"


Sakura sighed. "Let's just get our mission assigned without any loud, obnoxious yelling. Okay?"


"…Naruto…" Sakura said dangerously.

"I mean… yes Sakura-chan."

"Very good." said Sakura as she opened the door to Tsunade's office. "Hokage-samma, what is the mission?" asked Sakura.

"Eager I see. Any who, your mission is to collect these ingredients," she gave them a list. "From this place," she gave them a map. "And bring the ingredients back here, okay?"

"Hai." The two said in unison as they 'poofed away'.


After packing what they would need, the two set off.

"Now Naruto, where do we go?" asked Sakura, not looking at Naruto. (A.N. NARUTO HAS THE MAP!!!!!!)

"Uhh…" said Naruto. (A.N. its Naruto people, of course he lost the map) "This way!" said Naruto pointing North.

Sakura sighed. "Okay."

"You okay Sakura-chan?"

"Hai, just a little tired."


The two walked north. Naruto was nervous because… it wasn't the right way. No wait, he lost the map, it could be the right way… but its Naruto…they're screwed. (A.N. I'm not saying that to be mean, Naruto-kun ROCKS!!)

"Sakura-chan, we're going to stop here tonight."


The two set up separate tents. Sakura built a fire, Naruto gathered wood. The two sat around the campfire for a while. Naruto thought this was the perfect time…

"Sakura-chan… I… I lo-"

Just then, a cat walked by. But it was no ordinary cat. It was pink and white with yellow things sticking out of its tail. (A.N. Skitty:P)

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Naruto and Sakura shouted in unison.

They looked at each other. "Wow, that was weird…" they said in unison. "Wow, that was weird too…" they said in unison. "STOP COPYING ME!" they both yelled.

"LLAMA!" Naruto shouted.

"Well, that ends that. But really, what was that?"



"YEAH! The cat went to the teenage mutant ninja turtles and he was all 'can you hook me up?' and they were all 'FO SHIZZLE!' "

"Wow… that was…wow…"


"Naruto, you can stop no-"


Sakura gave Naruto a death glare that put Sasuke's death glare to shame. He took the hint and shut up. She went in her tent.

"Damn…fo shizzle!" Naruto whispered.


Naruto heard Sakura screaming from her tent. He got up and yelled; "I'M COMING SAKURA-CHAN!"

Naruto unzipped her tent.

"Sakura-chan? Dijobou desuka?"


Naruto looked at the bug. He picked it up. It was green and had weird markings. (A.N. Caterpie:p) He flicked it away. Sakura sighed.

"Arigatou gozaimasu, Naruto-kun."

"No problem," he flashed her a smile. "Good night." He said as he left her tent and went into his own.

Sakura heard him get into his tent, he screamed a high pitched scream.


Sakura shook her head and smiled. She drifted off to sleep.


The next morning, Sakura woke up facing a dog. It wasn't an ordinary dog. It was gray and black and all it could say was 'poochyana.' (A.N. I think you know what pokemon it is)

Sakura smiled. She loved dogs. She picked it up.

"Ohayou!" Sakura said, while smiling at it.

"Poochy!" it said.

"Kawaii!" Sakura said. She got out of her tent and went over to Naruto's.

"Naruto?" she said. "Naruto...?" No answer. "NARUTO WAKE UP DAMN IT!" she yelled.

Naruto groggily came out of his tent.


"Look!" she said as he held the dog up to Naruto. Naruto looked at the dog.


"So we can keep it?" Sakura asked.

"Well, actually-"

"YAY!" she yelled. She gave Naruto a tight hug. Naruto smiled.

"Yep, we're keeping the dog. We're SO keeping it, it's not even funny. If people got an award for keeping that dog we'd take the gold, believe it!" he said.

Sakura smiled.

"Arigatou, Naruto." she kissed him on the cheek. Naruto nodded and zipped up his tent.

"HELL YEAH!" he yelled.


Not bad, ne? PLEASE REVIEW! If not, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will eat you… fo shizzle.