One day the Cullen family decided every couple was allowed to get a pet. The females didn't think much of the ides so the pets would be more of the boys. Carlisle said he wouldn't have time to feed it, so he and Esme didn't get one.
Edward and Jasper decided to get a fish, because they were calm and easy to take care of.
Emmett, on the other hand liked the idea of a cat. Every one else was appalled by the furry creature but kept it around because it made Emmett happy.
A few weeks later after getting their pets, Emmett was look for his tiny kitten, when he noticed Edward and Jasper burying a shoe box.
"What are you doing?" Emmett asked
"Our fishes died so we decided to burry them." Jasper answered.
That's a big box, for two small fish," Emmett stated.
"That's because their in you FREAKIN' CAT!"