Harry Potter Is Dead (AKA HARRY POTTER DOES A HORRRIBLE DEATH)
Chapter 1

A/N: This is a one shot character death.I had to make some last minute adjustments. Enjoy. This is my FIRST HARRY POTTER FANFICTION! I demand reviews! PLEASE! Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You takes place during the 7th book. By that, I mean Harry is 17 years old.I don't think you guys are going to like this.

This story is dedicated to BlueSkies1.

"Harry looked for andy in the school hallways of the castle school Hogwarts.

"I need that potion recipe. Or they'll flunk me and expell me and kill me and rape me." Harry POtter said.

"Hey, Harry, need any help looking for that recipe?" Ron Said.

"No thank you, Hey wait you are not ROHN!?" Harry said as inspector Andy ripped off his Rohn Weezlee mask.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Andy screamed as he threw 87 ninja stars into Harry Potter.

"ARGH, ANDY? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY YY!" Harry screamed as Andy hammered the starz deeper into Harry Potter's back, causing cups of blood to flow out.

"TIME to END YOU RETARDED PAGANISTIC FUCKING KID!" Andy said as he sawed off Harry's fingers with a table saw.

"Oh God," Harry said as he looked bloody lacerated started to chuckle.

"Well, well well, look at this. Your magic isn't gonna save you, is it?" Andy said. He took out a tea cup."Tea time motherfucker." he broke it over Harry's head. Shards of glass were in Harry head. Harry couldn't take anymore. He took out his magic wand.

"Stop it now, or I'll kill you too."

"You don't scare me punk."

"Die-e-us y-e-ous." Harry said as waved his magic wand around. The wand lodged itself deep in Andy's eye.

"GAhh.." Andy said as he forced the wand out of his eye."You son of a bitch, that hurt." Andy took out a chain saw and charged at Harry's knees. Harry being the retard he was didn't move. His knees ripped off like paper. Andy finished the job by cutting off Harry's head with a threw Harry's remains in a toilet and flushed them to hell,where Harry belonged in Andy's twisted mind.

THE END