(A/N:)Writing from inside the head(so to speak) of an evil megalomaniac bent on destroying mankind is fun. Okay, so, the once-a-week update won't work out, most likely. Why? Because I'm a procrastinator. And I lack ideas. If you have a request, by all means, ask! And even if not, feedback is great. And if you give me constructive criticism, I will love you forever. Anyway, enjoy.

These insects will pay for this indignity.

I may not be able to move now, but I will be free.

Soon, very soon, I will escape.

And then the humans will learn the meaning of fear.

I will destroy their entire race and take back my Allspark.

The cold is lessening.

I will be free soon.

The universe will be mine to command.

I will rule, and none will be able to challenge my power.

My systems are rebooting.

I will build an army to be feared from this planet's machines.

It is, after all, fitting: they were engineered from me. And they will follow me.

The humans are beginning to flee. They know my prison is no longer secure.

I break free of the ice encasing me.

I am free, and it is time I took my rightful place as ruler of the universe.

And all in my path will be crushed.

"I am Megatron!"

(A/N:)So, what did you think? Please review!-gets on knees and begs pitifully-