A/N: FOOFIL GWAP!!!!
Sly and his gang was robbing a jewlry store.
"GIMMEE Some goods." SLy said as bently poored jewels into his bag and hat. Their robbery was cut short as some cops broke in.
"NNOO!!" Carmelita said as she arrested Sly and Bently and Mury. They all got handcuffed.
"We will free you on one condition-you shall go back to go to high school except for Bently who has been promoted to a teacher." a police comissioner said.
"Momma MIA!" sly screamed.
"WHAT the fuck...did you say. ?"
"Momma MIA! I'm going back to high school!!!
"ANd Carmeliat is going back to high school too!!!!" the commionser said. THIS ENRAGED CARMELITA.
"WHY THE FUCK AM I GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL!" she screamed.
"Because you can't catch Cooper.Bitch." he began." ANd someone needs to watch over him because he is a retard,"
"Ready to go back to high school SLy!?!" murry screamed.
"Fuck you." Sly said.
"Ok...THE BUS IS HERE!!!!" a short bus pulled up.
"Oh great, we get to ride with retards." Sly said, he looked at murry.he way drowning in his bowl of cereal. "Well, murry is a retard." murry heard that.
"GGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! I AM NOT A RETARD!!! SCREW YOU!!!" murry said as he ran up to his room and cried. Sly grabbed his backpack and ran into the bus. murry stopped crying and ran outside as the bus drove away.
"MISS THE FUCKING BUS...why don't you???!?!??!?!??!" Sly screamed to him.
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" murry sobbed.
Sly went into first period. It was Social History. he sat in the back so he did not have listen to the teacher.
"Good morning class, my name is Mr.Fucklesmerit." the teacher said.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!" sly burst out laughing. he was laffing so hard he was crying.
"Yes, my name is Mr.Fucklesmerit." the old man says. "ANd yours is Sly .."He looked at his class chart...Coooper.!!!! YOUR THE NEW STUDENT!!!!!"
Everyone started laughing at Sly. Sly threw all his pencils out the window. all of The students threw paper at sly.
"What is you smiling bout, Rye POOPer. HAHHWEHAHAHAH," Richardo Schloisoid said.
"No, you d-bag, his name is Sly Pooper, cause he's ashamed to poop." Loggo Marfarko said.
"WHAt is this, the school of retards?" sly said, this deeply upset Richardo and Loggo so they started crying and ran away like pussies,
"OKS, now for the lessons."Mr.Fucklesmerit said," I will teach you now."
"POOP!!!" one student screamed at the top of his lungs.Everyone burst out laughing.
"NO MO POOP!!!" Mr.Fucklesmerit said.
"Now I can sleep." sly said,
"Remember students do not fall asleep if you are a..." Sly heard as he fell into sleep.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz!" Sly snored.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Mr.Fucklesmerit hooted because he was big bird.
"has? who? Yes?"
"YYYOOOOOOOO! I am gonna speak you under that pitiful thing you call a spine." Mr.Fucklesmerit began as Sly weeped. "You need to lesson that I will give. If I could smack the down on your whippin' booty I mightily would...ROOOO!" He began to crouch. "Graaay...Gaaa...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He said as he laid an egg.
"HE POOP!!!" Gershemheisen said.
"Principallian Gershemheisen?!?!??!?!?? I juss lay some egg!!! EEOEWIOTE!!!!!"
"You be a pickin for a firin, bitch."
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG!!! The bell rang.