CHAPTER T3

Carmelita grabbed Sly's balls.

"You mean---AHHHHH!!!" Sly yelled as Carmelita put his nuts in a binder and clamped it shut.

The bell rang. Time for GYM.

"Shit. I am no athletisist." Sly said as he ran away from getting beat up by Carmelita.

"Carmelita? Are you changing? I wanna see your privates!!" Sly said as he ran into the girls' locker room. Before she could change, she tackled Sly and grabbed his balls again.

She lifted Sly up before he could do any damage. She dragged sly out of the school.

"Carmelita, I see you like it rough. So do OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RP!" Sly screamed as he was hung on the flag pile by his balls and went up and up. Carmelita saluted him when he went to the top.

Sly hanged for hours. THen he heard the worst sound in the world.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. His balls tore off and he fell 20 stories into a matres.

"AAHHH! AHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MyMY MY MY MY MY BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

911 came to the rescue.

"I'm afraid we can't get up to those balls. Theyre to high!" Doctor said.

"HA! POTTY PART FALL OFF!!" Gershemhesin said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Camrelita you gotta go to jail. thi s is bad crime to do. you got for 2 days and Sly is freee!!!!!!!!!!!" Comandant Boishowithiwirosyphilis said.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!" Carmelita said.

"Bently gots to quit too!!" Murry said.

"You guys went to a retard school." BEntly said.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?????????????????" Sly said in pain.

"I can make new balls for you sly!" Bentlly said. "I can clone your old ones and make them BIGGER and BETTER. BALLS!!"

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES." Sly saisd.

"YEAY!" Mury said

"SHut the fuck up you fucking retard." Everyone said as they killed him.

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