Sly Cooper Fakes getting rabies but then really does.


"Hey Bently."

"Hey Sly."

"What're you fucking doing?"

"I am reasearching a bad virus. It be called RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No good."

"I know. It be very very bad.

"It is."

"Well, I'll be going. See you rot in hell, you cock-mongling shell of a man,"

"I love it when you say that."

As Sly left bently's lab a devious and theiving idea came into his head. He would pretend to have rabies. it would be funny and hilarius. he went back into bent's lab.

"Hey bently, what are the effect of rabies?"

"You foam at the mouth a lot and act crazy, why do you ask, my chum?"

"Because...I'll be back in a few minutes."

Sly ran up to the bathroom. as he ran there murry came up to him.

"hey sly, are you going to poop?"

"Fuck you."

"Ok." murry ran away.

sly went into the bathroom and brushed his teeth. he put a shit-load of toothepaste in his big mouth and made foam.

"now to act crazy...graogogogogoogogoogogoogogorotroterk!!!!" he screamed. "Perfect!"

he ran back to bent's lab.

"So you were saying bently."

"Yes, why do you ask about teh rabies, my chum?"

"BECAUSE I HAVE RABIES!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHGAGAGAGAGGAGFAFAFAFAFAFRARARA!!!!!!!!!!!!"sly screamed as foam fell off his mouth like a fountain of foam. bently turned around and saw foam fall off sly's mouth like a fountain of foam.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed in scared-ness. "WHY DID NOT YOU FUCKING TELL ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


he ripped bently's trachea out and ate it. he reached down and pulled out more organs. bently was dead.

"oh shit this is the funniest thing ever!!!!" sly thinks. he ran down the hallway and met up with murry. murry saw foam fall off sly's mouth like a fountain of foam.

"Did-did-did you have a bad poop, sly?" he said.

"GRAGRGAGAGrjshgGGAGDAGAGAGAG!!!!!!!!!: sly said as he reached into murrys eyelids and pulled his eyes out.

"AH! MY FUCKING EYE!!!" murry said. sly then ripped out murrys organs and left him nothing but pieces of a dead pie.

sly ran outside and started killing random people. he was having fun.

"i have real fun time now." he thought.

finaly the cops and camelita pulled up to sly.

"hold that shit right there cooper and fucking freeze." she said as the cops aimed at sly.

"PHAPFjksjfkajdskadjasjklaurioeurewuiurijsldkmcxvcxjklsckorrttasdsdhasjkdj!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he killed all of the cops expect camerlita.

"Go away from me, ringtail. do not kill me." she said in a Spanish accent.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" sly said as he ripped her to shred.

everyone sly loved was dead. he wiped the foam off his muzzle.


But it was not funny and hilarios, everyone sly loved was dead.


"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he was crying. then a pencil went into his eye.

"AH! MY FUCKING EYE!!!" "AH! MY FUCKING EYE!!!" "AH! MY FUCKING EYE!!!" he said. he was dead. he was dead.


Sly woke up. he was in heaven.

"Why am I fucking here?" sly says.

"So we can kick you ass for that lame-ass prank!!!!" murry, the cops, bentl and carmelita said.

"Oh shit." sly said as he was beaten up.

The end