Shrek 4:Shrek Is Dead
A/N: First of all, I love Shrek and I sleep with a Shrek stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST SHRIZEK FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Shrek and Donkey were at the Magical Forest with pixies(queers).
"We gotta find Merlin's grave. We need that wizard." Shrek said in a Scottish accent.
"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Donkey said.
"Save it for later Donkey. We need to find the magic wizard and the door."
"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Donkey said.
"DOnkey! You honkey!" Shrek screamed at Donkey ,Donkey jogged away.
He saw a dragon in the sky charging towards them.
"WHat?!" Shrek said.
A dragon breathed the fire on Shrek,
"Ow.." Shrek groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his Dragon.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Shrek asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Shrek added.
"You dumbass ogre motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Shrek. He cut off Shrek's ears.
"OW!" Shrek screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EARS!"
"Hey ogre-breath, go breathe on yourself." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Shrek's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." Shrek said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you was a godless sack of the shit."Shrek fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Shrek?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Shrek said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Shrek's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Fiona came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's Shrek? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Fiona looked at the ground and saw pieces of Shrek everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the dragon and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Shrek. Everyone was there except for Shrek who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Shrek." Donkey said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Donkey?" Gingerbread Man asked.
"Do what?" Donkey asked.
"Abandon Shrek. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Donkey said angrily. But Gingerbread Man didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun.