Disclaimer: I do not own the phantom of the opera…don't take this too seriously
Phantom Phans have all the fun!
To us, Erik is number one
Some of us think Raoul sucks…
We envied Christine until she dumped the Phantom for Raoul (what a butt)
We get entranced by Erik's eyes,
And when he's sad we start to cry.
We've all read the book a dozen times
We writ poems, phan phics, and rhymes.
We know the songs, every word, ever quote…
To our friends we proudly gloat
Our knowledge of the opera ghost, the phantom we all love the most…
In the end, we all must sum
That phantom phans have all the fun!