The Simpsons Movie 2: Homer dies a death of magnificent proportions
A/N: First of all, I love Simpson and I sleep with a Simpson stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST Simpsons FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Homer and Bart were at the donut trail that went to HELL.
"We gotta find those Donuts. MMMMMMMMMMM DONUTS! ANd We need that devil in HELL." Homer said in a Retard accent.
"Uh, Man. I need to tell you something."Bart said.
"Save it for later Bart. We need to find the devil and the donuts. MMMMMMMMMMMMM DONUTS!."
"Sorry man, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Bart said.
"Bart! You little retard!" Homer screamed at Bart ,Bart jogged away.
He saw A plane in the sky charging towards them.
"WHat?!" Homer said.
A plane shot bullets on Homer,
"Ow.." Homer groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his Plane.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Homer asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Homer added.
"You dumbass YELLOW...FUCKING...motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Homer. He cut off Homer's ears.
"OW!" Homer screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EARS!"
"Here. I am sorry. Here is a donut." Andy said as he handed Homer a donut."MMMMMM DONUT!" Homer ate the donut. It was good. Except there was some thing particuly weird about this donut. It was filled with nails and cyanide. "AAAAAAAAHHH! MY MOUF!" homer said as blood gushed from his yellow mouth.
"Hey yellow face, you are gay." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Homer's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." Homer said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you a heretic yellow faggot. I hate you yellow foke."Homer fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Homer?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Homer said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the plane and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Homer's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Marge came rushing to the HELL.
"Where's Homer? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Marge looked at the ground and saw pieces of Homer everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the plane and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Homer. Everyone was there except for Homer who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Homer." Bart said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Bart?" Lisa asked.
"Do what?" Bart asked.
"Abandon Homer. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, man, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Bart said angrily. But Lisa didn't have an answer. She just stared off into the sun.