"Mark, I'm telling you, I didn't need to go to the hospital."

"You've got a cold, I want you to get it checked out."

"Yeah, I have a cold, but I'd get over it."

"Roger–"

"And you know what was a really great idea? Going to the hospital when it's raining. 'Cause, you know, that's great for a cold."

"Come on, I'm just trying to help…"

"And how're we going to pay for it, by the way?"

"It's just a quick checkup, I've got money…"

"For something that was totally unnecessary."

"Are you trying to make me wish you were dead?"

"Yes."

"It's working."