Summery: Naruto and Sasuke are now teenagers and are sharing a bed because kakashi forgot to reserve a room with four single beds for him, Iruka, Sasuke and Naruto while on their mission….accidentally of course. This is the conversation the two ninja on that specific night…… implied Irukaka and SasuNaru….( real funny) rated m for mature…just to be safe -

Disclaimer: unfortunately I don't own Naruto or any of the characters…..if I did then Choji would go on a diet, shikamaru would drink lots of red bull, Orochimaru would get rid of the damn butt-bow and put some hipster jeans on (or leather pants…whatever goes with the moment) kakashi would wear a butt-bow (just for the hell of it) and Itachi would have neko ears…oh come on! You where thinking it too! MEWWW!!

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"Sasuke-kun?"

"Yes?"

"Are you asleep yet?"

"Yes Naruto"

"Okay"

"…"

"Wait a minute...you sleep talk? That's weird"

"Argghh….what do you want naruto?"

"It's just, I can't sleep"

"So, what do you want me do about it?"

"Will you talk to me for a while sasuke-kun? Pleeeaassse…please sasuke-kun"

"Alright, alright…just stop pointing your fingers together; you look like Hinata….and STOP calling me sasuke-kun…okay?"

"Okay!!"

"…."

"…."

"…….."

"NARUTO!"

"What?"

"ARE YOU GOING TO DAMN TALK OR NOT!!"

"I thought you where gonna talk first"

"FINE….I'll talk first"

"No no! I wanna talk first!"

"JEEZ, FINE WHATEVER JUST TALK BEFORE I HIT SOMETHING BLONDE!!"

"Okay! Okay! Ummm…..hmm….errrr….what shall I say?"

"How about I'm-naruto-an-annoying-dobe-who-won't-let-sasuke-go-to-sleep-even-though-he-let-me-share-his-bed-so-idiot-kakashi-who-accidentally-forgot-to-reserve-a-room-with-four-separate-beds-can-share-a-bed-with-iruka"

"I can't say that, that's way to long to remember. Wait, why would kakashi-sensei wanna share a bed with Iruka-sensei anyhow?"

"Kakashi has a thing for him"

"Oh really? Like a present?"

"You could say that"

"Oh, cool. Wait, why are you sniggering?"

"No reason"

"What is it?"

"I just said no reason"

"Don't lie! Tell me Sasuke-kun!"

"I thought I told you not to call me Sasuke-kun!"

"Tell me and I won't SAASSSUKKE-KUUNN!!!"

"SHUT UP! Okay fine. Kakashi has a thing for Iruka, and it's not a present"

"Is it a watch?"

"What the hell?! A WATCH?! Are you always this stupid or are you trying to annoy me?"

"Hey that's mean!"

"Whatever. What I mean is, Kakashi likes Iruka"

"So do I, he's a really nice guy!"

"I can't drill through the wood can I?"

"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?"

"It's mean your stupid"

"Huh?"

"I mean your head is as thick as- …forget it. What I mean is, kakashi like-likes iruka"

"I like-like him too, he's a nice guy"

"You don't get it do you?"

"Get what?"

"Thick-as-wood"

"What?!"

"Never mind"

"Huh?"

"What?!"

"I'm confused"

"That doesn't take much"

"My head hurts"

"Arrghh…look, what I mean is kakashi wants Iruka"

"Want's him to do what?"

"A number of things"

"STOP SNIGGERING!!"

"Okay okay….I'll put it bluntly dobe….Kakashi wants to have sex with Iruka"

"EEEEWWW!!! SASUKE!!"

"What?"

"EEEEWWW!! THAT'S GROSS!!"

"I don't know…Iruka's not my type…but kakashi is kind of a stud"

"SASUKE!! EEEEWWWW!!"

"Will you stop saying "Eeewww"?"

"YOU'RE MORE OF A PERVERT THEN PERVY SAGE!!"

"Pleeaassee! Nobody is more of a pervert then the pervy sage"

"Hmm..True..But still, EWWWWW!! YOU'D HAVE SEX WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI?!"

"Sure. Just imagine what he could make you do with that sharrigan of his"

"SASUKE THAT'S GROSS!"

"Meeeoooww"

"STOP IT! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU'D HAVE SEX WITH KAKSHI-SENSEI!"

"I'd have sex with a lot of people"

"STOP WRIGGLING YOUR EYEBROWS"

"NAAARRUUTOO-KUUUN"

"WHAT! STOP GRABBING MY WIRST!"

"I'd have sex with you naruto-kun"

"w-what?"

"Foxy-kun"

"Huh? Don't call me that!"

"Come here foxy-kun!"

"STOP HUGGING ME!"

"FOXY, FOXY, FOXY, FOXY-KUN!!"

"Y'know what sasuke, I'm kinda tired, I think I'll go to sleep now"

"Awwwww….doesn't foxy-naruto-kun want to play?"

"N-no….umm…erk…I'm just gonna…go to sleep now….night Sasuke"

"Night night Naruto-kun"

"…….."

"…….."

"…….."

"…….."

"Zzzzzzzzz"

"Heh…..dobe"

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Hope you all liked it! the next chapter is going to be with Kakashi and Iruka in the other room…Heh…I promise I won't make it perverted….well…too perverted…it is Kakashi we're talking about after all! Lol. Please leave me some comments and stuff…constructive criticism is welcome….but some nice comment are even more welcome! lol. Thnx for reading!!