Summary: Next door to Naruto and Sasuke, Iruka and Kakashi are having trouble sleeping…..well….Kakashi is…..maybe a cuddle would help -

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Naruto-ish not even Sasuke's headband or the sand on Garaa's shoe (not that I'd personally want the sand on garaa's shoe….it'd be worth a fortune on ebay though) I only borrow the characters from time to time for my own amusement and sometimes perverted story's .

I do however own this story….enjoy!

"Kakashi, would you stop shifting around…please"

"Sorry…it's just…I can't sleep"

"…."

"Iruka…I said I can't sleep"

"M-hmm…that's nice Kakashi"

"Iruka…I think your missing the point"

"M-hmm…very good…"

"Iruka….Iruka…"

SMACK

"Arghhh…KAKASHI! THAT HURT!"

"I'm sorry, my hand slipped"

"IN MY EYE?!"

"Yes"

"My eyes gonna be all red now"

"There's nothing wrong with having a red eye...its sexy"

"Sexy?"

"Why thank you"

"What?"

"I said thank you"

"Thank you for what?"

"For saying I'm sexy"

"I didn't say you where sexy"

"Yes you did"

"No I didn't"

"Yes you did"

"No…I didn't"

"Yes you did"

"No I-…never mind…go to sleep"

"I can't"

"Can't what?"

"Go to sleep"

"I can"

"Yes…but I can't"

"Oh well…"

"Iruka"

"…."

"Iruka…"

"……"

"Mmmm…Iruka..."

"…erk….Kakashi…what are you doing?"

"I can't sleep"

"No, I mean why are you hugging me?"

"I'm cold"

"Cold?"

"Yes"

"You're fully-clothed"

"Your point is?"

"How can you be cold?"

"I'm sensitive"

"Sensitive?"

"Yes"

"To the cold?"

"I think we've established that"

"…okay….just go to sleep…we have to get up early for the mission"

"Did anyone ever tell you, you have gorgeous eyes?"

"E-Excuse me?"

"Did anyone ever tell you, you have gorgeous eyes?"

"Eyes?!"

"You have a nice nose too"

"W-What?"

"I could just kiss it"

"Kiss my nose?!"

"Okay"

"KAKASHI!!"

"What?"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"

"You told me to kiss your nose"

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"Yes you did"

"NO I DIDN'T"

"Yes you did"

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"You're cute when you're mad"

"W-WHAT!!"

"You're cute when you mad"

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"

"That you're cute when you're mad"

"KAKASHI!"

"Iruka stop yelling my name, Sasuke and Naruto with think were up to something we shouldn't be"

"Like what?!"

"I could think of a number of things"

"KAKASHI!"

"IRUKA!"

"KAKASHI!!"

"IRUKA!!"

"KAKASHI!!"

SMACK

"Ouch! That hurt!"

"Oops, my hand slipped"

"You punched me"

"I know"

"Such a temper"

"KAKA-…never mind…I'm going to sleep…goodnight"

"Goodnight Iruka…"

"M-hmm…"

"…."

"….."

"Kakashi…..what are you doing?"

"Hmm?"

"I said what are you doing"

"Oh…taking my shirt off"

"Why?"

"Why, what?"

"Why are you taking your shirt off?"

"I'm hot"

"You're Hot?"

"Why thank you"

"Thank me what?!"

"For saying I'm hot"

"I didn't say you where hot"

"Yes you did"

"No I- arghh never mind, I'm not getting into that again….what I mean is, why are you hot?"

"Oh…it's just genetics…and regular ninja training helps too, keeps me toned"

"What?! No I didn't mean it like that, I meant how could you be hot? You just said you where cold?!"

"Oh…I changed my mind"

"You changed your mind"

"Yep"

"About being cold?"

"Yep"

"So that means you're not cold anymore?"

"Yep"

"Great, that's great…now maybe do you think you can go to sleep?"

"Nope"

"WHAT! WHY!?"

"Just can't."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST CAN'T?!"

"I just can't….but….maybe there's something that can help me get to sleep"

"Really? What!?"

"Nevermind"

"Tell me!"

"Nooo, it's okay"

"TELL ME!!"

"Hmmm, okay"

"Great, what is it"

"A snuggle"

"What?!"

"A snuggle"

"A snuggle"

"Yes"

"A snuggle?"

"Sharp as a kunai you are"

"You want a snuggle, with me?!"

"Unless Sasuke offers"

"NO!"

"Maybe your right, he is abit young still….and there is the whole "Emo" thing he's got going…"

"No I mean NO YOU CAN'T SNUGGLE WITH ME!!"

"Why not?"

"Because…BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!"

"Fine then, that's okay….I can just sit here until morning and talk to you all night instead…"

"What!"

"Yeah, don't worry about it, I have the willpower of a lion….I can talk all night..."

"No!"

"Yes"

"No!"

"Yes"

"Fine come here then"

"Excuse me?"

"I said come here then"

"…."

"Why are you raising your eyebrow?"

"I'm not snuggling with you"

"But you just said tha-"

"The Copy Ninja doesn't snuggle with you….you snuggle with the copy ninja"

"O-kay…wait…did you just refer to yourself in the third person?"

"Maybe"

"M-Hm...umm...yeah…so, you want me to snuggle with you?"

"Yep"

"Jeez…I can't believe I'm doing this…fine I'll…snuggle with you"

"Great"

"And you'll definitely go to sleep?"

"Yep"

"Alright then"

"Maybe you should take of your shirt first, you might get hot"

"No, thank you"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure"

"Come to Kakashi then!"

"Sheesh…hmm…. Y'know, you're actually kind of nice to snuggle too…"

"I know"

"And you kind of smell nice"

"I know"

"Hmmm"

"……"

"……."

"……."

"…err…Kakashi…why have you got your hand under my shirt?"

"No reason"

"Well, could you remove it?"

"Why? What are you some kind of homophobe Iruka?"

"Noo, I just don't want you hand up my shirt"

"How come?"

"Because I don't"

"That's not an answer"

"That's all the answer you're getting, now take your hand from under my shirt"

"Are we getting mad again? Maybe I'll leave my hand under there…I kinda like it when you're mad"

"KAKASHI!!"

"Fine"

"Thank you"

"….."

"….."

"……"

"……"

"…."

"……"

"Can I put my hand down you pants instead?"

"KAKASHI!!"

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hey! Sorry I took so long to update ; Thank you for all my lovely reviews so far! I will reply to them all. Please review again if you like this chapter, I'd really like to know what you think of this one….sorry again about it taking so long, I hope this ultra-long chapter made up for it.Maybe I'll do the next chapter with Sasuke and Kakashi taking about the previous night….err…events - what do you think? I'm also thinking about doing a Loveless like this, a conversation story. Thanks again for reading and Reviewing! Hope you enjoyed this chapter!