Hello all! Here's another CCS story of mine! (sigh) I seem to come up with very un-common CCS stories that you don't find on this site. Oh well! ENJOY!! Prepare for RANDOMNESS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clamp owns CCS, not me. I've seen stories like this for Yugioh and Zatch Bell so I was like…. Why not for CCS? This idea popped into my mind and I needed to get this idea out of my head; it's interfering with my concentration for my other current stories. (sigh) I need to stop reading fan fiction.

Chiiyami- Yes you do

Chii-kun- Shaddup!

Chiiyami-

What kinds of messages do the characters of Card Captor Sakura get on their answering machine? Warning: OOC-ness! Character's POVs

Each chapter will be in each of the character's POV. For example, for this first chapter it will be in Sakura's POV.

You Have New Messages

1: Sakura Kinomoto

I stretched as I walked down the stairs to eat dinner after finishing my homework. I then spotted my father in the kitchen, making what looked like a Japanese cuisine. OH yummy!

"Good Evening Sakura-san," Father greeted warmly.

"Kon banwa!"

Father smiled. "It's going to take a while before dinner is ready. You have some messages on your answering machine from earlier today, while you were napping and doing your homework. Why don't you go and listen to them while you wait?" he suggested.

"Okay!" I hurried over to the answering machine next to the phone; the second answering machine in the whole house. My father and I have separate answering machines because dad uses his for work. .

As I got to the answering machine, I saw a red light blinking. I pressed the "play" button.

"Konnichiwa! This is Sakura Kinomoto! Please leave your message and tell me who you are at the end of the… Hoe… Arigatou!"

"You have 7 new messages."

First Message

(Monday, 3: 35 pm)

"SAKURA-CHAN!!!!! YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME TO MAKE ANOTHER COSTUME!!"

"Tomoyo! How many costumes did you make all ready?! 100?!!!!!" Mei-ling exclaimed in disbelief.

"Oh Mei-ling-chan! You do know that there are never too many costumes for Sakura-chan in this world," Tomoyo replied as a matter of fact.

Mei-ling huffed. "Whatever…"

"Mei-ling-chan, you seem jealous of Sakura-chan. Do you want me to make a costume for you?" Tomoyo cooed.

(blush) "Uh…. er…" Mei-ling stuttered. (runs away)

"MEI-LING-CHAN!!!" (Tomoyo chases after Mei-ling) (Beep)

"…" no comment

Second Message

(Monday, 4:05 pm)

"Hello Sakura-san, how are you? I've been…"

"COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAKE PIECE!! YOU HAD YOUR SHARE STUPID PLUSH TOY!!"

"NEVER!!! WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' A PLUSH TOY?!! BRAT!!!"

There was then a sound of punches and wrestling; then an unmistakable sound of a crash and something broke.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!! MY GLASS VASE!!! SYAORAN AND CEREBERUS YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY AND FEEL MY WRATH!!!"

"WE'RE SORRY!!"

"Oh, by the way Syaoran, my descendant, Sakura-san probably heard you over the phone as she heard this message."

Syaoran was silent for a moment. (blush) "Oh….cra (beep)"

OO "Hoe…"

Third Message

(Monday 4: 35 pm)

"Hey Kaijuu!" Touya greeted on his cell phone.

"Touya, don't you think it's a little mean and old to call your sister "monster"?" Yukito was somewhere in Tomoeda with Touya.

"What do you mean, Yuki? She's my sister so I can do whatever I like with her!"

"Oh really? Even if she dates that Syaoran kid? Are you trying to say that you are a pedophile?"

"That brat is gonna die and I'll get him in a straight jacket and send him to Timbuktu! HEY!! Yuki that is just gross!! I would never do that sort of thing to my little brat! Sicko!"

"You seriously have a sister complex," Yukito chuckled. "And also, WHY WOULD I THINK THAT, SICKO?! You groped by butt when I wasn't looking when we worked at the aquarium so you're the sicko!"

I gagged.

"Yuki…"

"Yes Touya?"

"Shut the F up…"

Me (Sakura)- OO "Onii…..chan…." Will their relationship end?

"You do know that is the worst thing to say and aren't you suppose to be a good role model to Sakura-chan? She probably heard you over the answering machine."

"…I'm not in a good mood Yuki."

"Oh because you accidentally got the kitchen at McDonald's on fire and the boss got mad at you and fired you?"

I gasped.

"… Sakura…I will be home very late tonight. Disregard this message and if you tell dad then you are BUSTED! Also…don't TOUCH MY SHARE OF THE PIZZA!!"

(Beep)

I whistled. "What pizza? Hehehehehehe…." I ate my share and his share of left over pepperoni and cheese pizza for lunch; without him knowing. I'm dead aren't I one-way or the other when he finds out.

Fourth Message

(Monday 4: 45 pm)

"HI SAKURA-CHAN!!" Nakuru greeted cheerfully.

Suppi and Yue were heard in the background.

"WHEEE!!!!! NUMA NUMA YAY!! NUMA NUMA YAY!!"

"OMG RUBY!! You didn't stuff candy and saké down Yue's throat DID YOU?!!!"

"Uh….hehehehe"

"RUB…." Nakuru stuffed candy down Suppi's throat. "WHEEEE!!!! WAKA WAKA WAKA LAKA LAKA!!"

Nakuru cackled and then gawked. "OMG YUE!!! YOU'RE NAKED!!"

Yue and Suppi were heard singing the Willy Wonka song and the Ooompa Loompa song while running around. "Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! He's the bestest! Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo!"

(Beep)

OO "That was strange and….disturbing…"

Fifth Message

(Monday 5:05 pm)

"Hello Kinomoto! Hey speaking of telephones and answering machines, they go back way in the 1800s. The first telephone was used as a banana and the first answering machine was used as a watermelon connected to the banana. Strings were attached to the bananas between callers and wires were attached to the OW!!"

"YAMAZAKI!!! THAT WAS THE MOST STUPIDEST LIE I HAVE EVER HEARD FROM YOU!!"

"But Chiharu-chaaaaannnn, you know Kinomoto and Li are the most gullible and the stupidest people to fall for my lies."

"Uh…Yamazaki-kun, you do know that Sakura-chan's answering machine is recording all of this right?" Naoko informed.

"Yeah and she probably heard you call her stupid," Rika added.

"Uh…. er…KINOMOTO disregard this message as if I didn't say anything!" (Beep)

T.T "I'm stupid? Yamazaki-kun is going to DIE!"

Sixth Message

(Monday 5:55 pm)

"Hello Kinomoto-san, how are you?" Yelan Li was heard over the phone. "I…"

"CLOW REED!!! COME BACK WITH MY RUBBER CHICKEN!!" Kaho yelled as she chased Clow.

"NEVER!! GEORGE IS MINE!!! MINE!! MINE!!! MINE RUBBER CHICKEN!!" Clow screamed.

"HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE'S MINE!!! MINE HONEY COOES!!!"

"IT'S GEORGE!!"

"IT'S FRED!!"

"GEORGE!!"

"FRED!!"

"SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!! I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!!" Madoushi yelled.

"AHHH!!!! MADOUSHI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOR LUETIKIMIA!!"

"Dissecting it…."

"NO!!!! LUETIKIMIA!!! KAHO!! GIVE ME BACK GEORGE NOW!!" Clow exclaimed.

"NO!!!"

"Uh…Clow is going through a mental phase and is now in love with rubber chickens," Yelan explained. "Kaho Mizuki, I have no clue what happened to her. Bye! I'm gonna have a word with the two rubber chicken fans."

(Beep)

"Do I even need to ask? Also to give Clow Reed and Mizuki-sensei rubber chickens for their birthday. Isn't Clow Reed dead?"

Seventh Message

(Monday 6:00 pm)

"HI SAKURA-SAMA!!!"

"MIRROR!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?"

"Uh….talking to Sakura-sama on this thing? Watery-san, why are you yelling?"

"I'M NOT YELLING!!!"

"Guys! Please don't fight!" Sweet pleaded. "Or do I have to use my powers on you two!" she warned.

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS SWEET!" Watery retorted.

"Isn't that thing a phone?" Power asked. "Besides Mirror, I thought you should know since you're close to human."

"And how did you know this thing of humans is called? Hmm?" Mirror inquired. "Pray tell Power!"

Power was taken aback. "Er………"

"MIRROR YOU BAKA!!! WE LIVE WITH SAKURA!!! Watery exclaimed.

"Uh….er……Sakura-sama, disregard this message!"

"Mirror, do you know what "disregard" means?" Sweet asked politely.

"Uh….." (beep)

"That….was….strange…" o0

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