A/n: This is my first fanfic since I deleted my other fanfics so, hope you like it! -;;;; Review and I might not delete this story as well!

The Safety Manual

Prologue

"Yagami Raito, since you will be helping the investigation case, I have written a manual for your safety. It is vital that you read it." informed Watari.

"Manual? Why would I need a manual?" asked Raito.

"It's a precaution manual for Ryuzaki's habits." warned Watari.

"I can handle Ryuzaki, how difficult can it be? No worries Watari, I'll be fine." said Light.

"But Lig-"

"Watari, will you get me strawberry shortcake please?" asked L.

"Right away Ryuzaki-san." confirmed Watari. Light gave Watari back the manual as he left to fetch the cake.

"He has no idea what he has gotten himself into." sighed Watari while cutting the cake.

"Ryuzaki, don't you think you have had enough sweets?" complained Light.

"Are you saying I'm fat?!" gasped L.

"You will be sooner or later." said Light. L started crying and kicked Light in the face.

"Meanie!" sobbed L. Light went into the kitchen to get the first aid kit. Watari handed him the manual and the kit with the 'I-told-you-so' look.

A/n: And that concludes the first chapter! If I get five reviews by tonight, I'll update by tonight. It's almost four o' clock by the way. I'm serious, I'm already working on the next chapter!