[A/n: Yeah, I'm a lazy butt who lost my sense of humor. I can't even remember how I formatted my stories. I had to reread some things and go what the hell was I on?]
Rule 10: Red Hots
Light and L decided to go to a candy store, when L spotted something he had never ever seen in his years of living. It was called Red Hots. What were they? They were red and it could be cherry, though highly unlikely, strawberry or watermelon. He got himself a bag full of the new candy and headed back to the car.
"Watari, how come you never got me any 'Red Hots'?" Watari paled, because he knew.
"It's delicious. You should just pop everything into your mouth at once." Light smiled, because he knew.
"I don't think that-"
"I know what I'm doing!" L snapped and shoveled two handfuls into his mouth. His eyes stared to water and pinkish to reddish gush flowed out of his slack mouth. All over the damn car. Watari tried to please him with strawberry cake. Light tried to shove more into L's mouth, a little unsuccessful.
"W-whaaat is this abomination? WHY IS THIS CALLED CANDY? ITS NOT EVEN SWEET. IT'S SPICY. I SHOULD DESTORY THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THIS." And so, L forgave the company because they made other sweets that L liked. However, he refused to eat Red Hots anymore. It's vile and-
"Watari, what is this? It looks delicious! Why haven't you got me any of this?"
"It's very good, you should get two bags of it." Light was already shoveling it into bags.
"I don't think that's a very-"
"AUGHHH. IS THIS EVEN CANDY? THERE'S A BUG IN IT. IS THAT LEGAL? WE HAVE TO CALL THE COPS!"
"I'll call dad!"